crookedize

the act of making something crooked or not straight; the act of putting something out of place.

"Good! I have that shelf in there straight now!" . . . " okay, fine, I will crookedize it later!"

by Cathie Matel January 17, 2008

crookedem

to screw a girl so hard you make em crooked then you straighten them back out to crookedem again

me and girlfriend were at my house and we were in my room. i so pulled a crookedem on her

by the kid from out of town February 12, 2008

croodle

A cross between a crouton and a labradoodle.

I can't believe it. That croodle is eating some strange form of gorp, where the peanuts have been replaced with kittens!

by The Beck February 18, 2009

Crooked Nasty

Below the Mason Dixon Line,
Used to describe lightning of any kind/ferocity. Also used in combination to describe thunder AND lightning . . . Originates from Central Florida.

"We was blasted by 'Crooked Nasty' during that storm last night."

by Conrad Asshat December 20, 2008

Croobda

The polite term for a buddhist with crabs.

Robin: Yo, whys that guy scrathing his crotch instead of reincarnating?
Callum: Uhh he must be such a croobda
Michael:... i hate croobdas

by Spunkmuffin March 1, 2010

crooshes

Creeps + Dooshes = Crooshes

A psychological term for the the type or kind of dudes that are either or all of the above: old/intoxicated/ ugly/ boundary steppin fools. These men are the Ultimate Sausages. Obnoxious, self righteous terds who shit on peoples egos/self esteems, deriving the confidence to do so from binge drinking n drugs which causes the illusion of invicibility during states of belligerance.

They spit zero game and will grab girls in inappropriate places to get our attention. Call us crude names. Attempt to get in our pants during the intro and actually think that they can get away with it. They are socially retarded and unnacceptable if a true gem is able to realize her self worth/ respect.

Crooshes are easy, and beg to be taken advatange of by the next piece of meat that walks in the room with a shaved pussy-- He'd gladly have her sit right on top of his face and go for a face dive.

The only way to fight off a Croosh is by hustlin their shafts with the palm of yur hands, while tantalizing their nuts with the tip of yur tongues.

Tantalizers jerk crooshes around..a lot

by hips with sass June 10, 2010

Croogar

A very unattractive older woman trying to pick up younger men. Trying to look sexy but ending up looking like a hyena. The complete opposite of a cougar.

Dude, last night after you left the bar a croogar showed up and tried to take me home. I told her no but she still gave me a handjob in the bathroom.

by Booshstuff August 6, 2011