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colon choker

The extreme term for a staight man with very gay tendencies, one who acts a "straight" but talks a "fag", can often be seen sneaking a peek at a man's junk, this species can also be refered to as "halfafags" and is often found running in the wild with other manginas.
This wild species of colon chockers is also seen often in local grocery stores in the manpon aisle. The ravenous ass mongers are severe manly-ass glarers. Although you cannot physically feel the glare, in short period of time after being glared at by the colon choker you may exerience temporary spells of faginess.
by ConorJRockBillC July 28, 2006
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fried coke

Newest Fair Food: Deep-Fried Coca-Cola

DALLAS -- There are fried Twinkies and even fried candy bars.

Now, vendor Abel Gonzales Jr. has come up with a new artery-clogging concoction for the State Fair of Texas. It's fried Coke.

Gonzales deep-fries Coca-Cola-flavored batter. He then drizzles Coke fountain syrup on it. The fried Coke is topped with whipped cream, cinnamon sugar and a cherry. Gonzales said the fried Coke came about just from thinking aloud.

This is the same state fair that brought about the corn dog. The Web site said Neil and Carl Fletcher conjured up a sweetened corn-battered wiener on-a-stick and sold it for 15 cents during the 1942 State Fair of Texas.
The Dallas fair may have brought us the tastiness of corndogs, but I'll be damned if I'm going to eat fried Coke.
by naha8 September 19, 2006
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Coke Throat

When you do a bunch of blow the previous night, and you wake up in the morning and you have a raspy/scratchy voice

Listen to Tone Loc talk and there's the definition

its what you get from doing all that bad blow from the Miami area in the 1980's
Friend 1: hey how do i sound this morning

Friend 2: WOAH coke throat!

Friend 1: oh man I did way too much coke last. and now my throat hurts and I got coke throat like mother... its hard to swallow!

Friend 2: you not going to party tonight then?

friend 1: fuck ya i am!! i just bought a 8ball...I'm gonna have coke throat again!
by pincky29 February 25, 2010
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Choke Artist

"This guy (Marco Rubio) is a choke artist, and this guy (Ted Cruz) is a liar" - Donald Trump
by tturkey August 28, 2016
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coke bugs

Hallucinations in the form of insects. Usually induced by consumption of large amounts of cocaine.
Kacy sees coke bugs crawling all over her every time she snorts the blow.
by Justin Scott Wallace June 1, 2006
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coke

Always available at bars, both over the counter as a soft drink or mixer and everywhere from the guest lounge to the toilets.

Often the word media or media bar means coke freindly, due to the common opinion that any person working in the media profession is a coke user.
Man at bar: "Vodka and coke please, barkeep".
Barman "Do you want ice in that?"

Man at bar: "Gram of coke my good man."
Tense guy: "We ain't got any. You want ice instead?"
by dj_monged August 14, 2004
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Chokelahoma

Name by which collegiate football fans use when referring to the Univershity of Oklahoma. This Big XII, So. Conf., team has repeatedly failed laughably, to attain ANY level of the hype it annually earns going into ANY of their BCS games, courtesy of Coach "Big Game" Bob Stoops.
Fan #1: "We Sooners are ranked #1 again, and as always, BCS bound!"
Fan #2: "Damn, another national audience to "Big Game" Bob's Chokelahoma?!"

Sooner: "HaHa: Texas, we're ranked higher, only the BEST play in the Champs game!"
Longhorn: "OU SUCKS! Utterly bereft of sportsmanship & lacking class, Sooners run-up scores for ranking. Soundly whipping you on a neutral field with class & honor intact, we'll enjoy watching Chokelahoma embarrass themselves once again! Hook'Em Horns!"
by OU5UX February 23, 2009
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