critch

When something would be a slay if the person slaying was someone else.

“Look at that indie boy with his Louis Vuitton bum bag, that’s so critch.”

“Kanye west is in Melbourne at A1 Bakery, that’s so critch.”

by camprocker January 28, 2023

Crit Shaker

The Crit shaker, Give me the Crit shaker, Shake your ass
Take your hands off it and shake that shit, pull your shirt up, I know you can shake it
Shake it. Yeah, that’s some Crit ass right there. Oh yeah, that'll work
You got that booty dude. God damn. Look good bro?

Give me the Crit Shaker

by Bardledoo February 15, 2023

Critical Need-to-Know Information

Something Burt Gummer is always denied

Burt Gummer: I feel I was denied critical need-to-know information.

by PrinceDeven78 February 21, 2023

critical coffee

Overstepping the critical amount of coffee you can drink, i. e. having one to many cups of coffee resulting in becoming very tired instead of alert and awake.

"oh boy, I'm too tired for the meeting now"
"why - you've been drinking coffee all morning!"
"yea, but I just had my critical coffee, no I need a nap"

by bustrud March 9, 2023

critical coffee

Overstepping the critical amount of coffee one can drink, i.e. havin had one too many cups of coffee and hence feeling sleepy now instead of alert and awake.

"Oh boy, I'm too tired for this meeting!"
"But you have been drinking coffee all morning!"
"Yea, I just had my critical coffee, no I need a nap."

by bustrud March 9, 2023

critious

Critically righteous

*used in chant* CRITIOUS, CRITIOUS CRITIOUS

by 479wolfgang March 14, 2023

Criteria

Oh wow! Making things worse by the criteria is unacceptable!? I guess I was RIGHT... AGAIN! How can one man BE so right?

Hym "Making things worse by the criteria is 'unacceptable' he says. I guess Taylor is right. She is the problem."

by Hym Iam March 30, 2023