crippling nostalgia

Living life in nostalgia and refusing to take part in modern day life. Ex. Owning a 360 even though you could have the One, but refuse to purchase in the name of nostalgia.

“Wow dude your room looks like the 90’s threw up everywhere.”

“Thanks I have crippling nostalgia!”

by Chrisboi589 October 5, 2020

Crippea

It means your acting sus/suspicious

He's crippea

by Jtfire October 10, 2020

Cripple

Having no good qualities and getting shit you don't deserve for free.

Somebody taught the cripple to use it's words and now it thinks it's people.

by Hym Iam October 11, 2020

cripple

a chump who eats tuna

what a cripple

by anonymous February 19, 2021

crippledgrandfather

a sexy, sad, and sexy tiktoker that definitely has many friends!

cool person because they follow crippled grandfather on tiktok and instagram: do you follow crippledgrandfather on tiktok or instagram?

lame person because they don’t follow crippledgrandfather on tiktok or instagram : no because i’m lame

by crippledgrandfather February 20, 2021

Cripplize

To get mangled or to mangle someone else to the point of permanent bodily damage.

Please don't cripplize me mister, I'm old, but I still have some shit to live for.

by The Conjurer February 26, 2021

Cripple Piss

When you lay down flat in the back of the movie theater, and piss on the floor like a cripple.

It will drip down to the front of the theater and then you win.

I needed to piss while we were out watching "Even Cowgirls Get the Blues" at the theater, but I didn't want to miss anything - I laid down and popped a quick cripple piss.

by BIG DAX March 6, 2021