cell phone amnesia

When you are in a call and get a call waiting signal. You answer the call waiting signal and totally forget your original caller. After you end call, the cell phone rings back from original caller.

Girlfriend 1 calls.
while talking. girlfriend 2 calls in.
You answer and leave GF 1 on hold.
You end call from GF 2.
Cell phone rings back from GF 1 who is now pissed cause you got cell phone amnesiaon her!

by Truckpipe770 January 4, 2009

peasant cell

A plain and simple cell phone that can only be used to make calls.

my phone can take pictures, shoot video and play mp3's what about you? Wow my peasant cell can only make phone calls.

by mjamesa January 12, 2009

cellar

on a scale of 0-5 in socio-economic status, level 1

Man, that fucker is so broke he lives in the cellar but at least he's not in the street

by wriggler February 21, 2005

cell membrane

The invisible force field that makes cell-phone conversations inaudible to everyone else.

"Sorry, you're breaking up . . . What? . . . I said, HOW'S THAT URINARY TRACT INFECTION HEALING? . . . What? . . . No, of course no one can hear me -- I'm surrounded by the cell membrane."

by Leeuwenhoek April 18, 2010

arabian cell phone

when you wake uo to the sound of your friend calling your cell phone(which is in the room) and you go to answer it, and he hands you his dick and you start to talk inot it.

" fuck, brian gave me the fattest arabian cell phone this morning!"

by papac October 1, 2005

Celli

1.An abnormally large child who uses his largness for repetitive acts of man slutism.
2. One who cannot be trusted for faithfullness pertaining to women.

Oh my goodness I would never be his girlfriend! He is the biggest Celli.

by Concerned Philosopher June 24, 2003

steve carell

One of the funniest humans alive

He became known on Comedy Central's Daily Show for his thoughtless but hilarious antics.

Then he starred as Brick, a retarded weatherman in the movie Anchorman: The legend of Ron Burgundy where he pretty much stole every scene.

Recently came out with a movie called 40 Year Old Virgin.

Ron Burgundy: I saw that. Brick killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?

Brick (Steve Carell): Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.

by Emir September 1, 2008