craig

An overall solid name, short and sweet. Sounds good when you say it too, normally your local builder or bartender will be called Craig. Craig is a lad.

‘Has anyone seen Craig’
‘Yeah mate, down at the pub having a couple pints as per’
‘Classic CRAIG’

by therealcraig March 10, 2020

Craig

This is someone who constantly complains about not having a girlfriend but doesn't do anything about it.

Damn! That guy is exactly like Craig!

by XXAnal_enjoyer69xX March 26, 2023

Lara Craig

She is a bitch.

Verb - Lara Craig is used when describing someone who is absent minded in the extreme to ignore the facts and twist things into her sexist view on the world. Like way over the top. Like "we should use boys as footrests" over the top.

by the25thbam August 8, 2019

Craig

Craig is the kind of guy you know you can get drunk with. But he has a mean funny streak, and you know if you cross him. Most of the time is a Teddy bear, and a bottom.

Hey who's the dude you got hammered with who protected you from the others?
Oh that's craig

by King spud the first January 1, 2023

craigs-book

a little black book/notebook containing the address/phone of every craigs-hook you have ever had

having a craigs-book doesn't prevent you from getting married. i even know a life-long bachelor who would keep a craigs-book as a trophy.

by Sexydimma December 30, 2014

Farmer Craig

A self hating jew.

He learned to speak german instead of yiddish because he was such a farmer Craig.

by Reginald von mauhmn January 1, 2019

craig-ified

you only know once it's too late

Oh no! You're going to get craig-ified!!

by ivebeencraigified June 26, 2022