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covid concert

n. Musical event in which a band performs from so far away that they cannot be heard adequately by a crowd so safely distanced as to loose the whole effect of a concert. Also used more broadly to describe any pointless activity.

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Going to the orgy tonight?

No. I looked at the rules and it sounds like a covid concert.
by gnostic3 May 25, 2020
mugGet the covid concertmug.

Covid Mubarak

Celebrating Eid in the Covid-19 environment.
1. Covid Mubarak, everyone! May this Eid brings happiness and health, as it precious. Don't forget to sanitize your hands after shaking hands and hugging.
2. Ramlan is being warded and quarantine at the hospital because of Covid-19. Covid Mubarak to him.
by hairrizmc May 21, 2020
mugGet the Covid Mubarakmug.

Covid prepper

One who has been ready for the covid 19 social distancing guidelines his whole life and has no chance of getting the virus due to the lifelong preparation of it. Similar to doomsday preppers. This person may be prepared due to his rigorous practice of social distancing via social awkwardness, snobiness or, in rare cases agoraphobia
Any buddy see bob? I havnt seen him in forever. Remember he’s one of those Covid prepper guys.
by Laurylyn April 29, 2020
mugGet the Covid preppermug.

Convenient COVID

Conveniently catching COVID when you either have work or social plans that you don’t want to take part in.
He didn’t feel like going to work this morning so caught convenient COVID
by Farmer Jakr September 19, 2022
mugGet the Convenient COVIDmug.

Covid Couple

A couple that started dating during COVID-19 pandemic. They are like a regular couple except everything happens at 10x the speed as all they have had to do is get to know each-other.
Per1: Wow are they moving in already? It’s been 2 months?!

Per 2: Yeah, they are a covid couple it makes sense
by Loveybirdy April 21, 2021
mugGet the Covid Couplemug.

Covid Boom

It is a virus. This virus is very deadly, even more deadly then the Covid-19! According to Doctor Gay Bar, the symptoms are as follows. Unable to comprehend simple things, unable to speak or hear things (practically deaf and mute), have a tendency to spend a fortune on games, being an extreme weirdo and lastly, unable to bathe or wake up on time. A warning! This virus is very serious. Although rare, once you contract it, you will never be cured.
1. Why are you acting so stupidly! Do you have Covid Boom?
2. Oh no! get out of here and die! You have the Covid Boom!
by Mr Sittha Boom April 15, 2020
mugGet the Covid Boommug.

butt COVID

Despite all the scary lung symptoms associated with COVID-19, some people mainly experience gastrointestinal symptoms, resulting in severe diarrhea, vomiting, and general nausea. Thus, butt COVID.

Bonus: COVID-19 is also in your poop.
"I tested positive for COVID! I can breathe alright but I can't stop puking. I think it's butt COVID"

"Nah, I can't go out for the next two weeks. I've got butt COVID"

"Our neighbors were fine until they caught butt COVID"
by Rusty Shacklebunk November 12, 2020
mugGet the butt COVIDmug.

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