Your face's second mother's daughter's great aunt's cousin's divorced wife's baka usagi of a roommate

'Nuff said.

Pretty much the same as your face or your mom. Can be used for any type of situational comeback that you can possibly think of with a touch of...elongated flair.

Person 1: You don't look so good.
Person 2: YOUR FACE'S SECOND MOTHER'S DAUGHTER'S GREAT AUNT'S COUSIN'S DIVORCED WIFE'S BAKA USAGI OF A ROOMMATE DOESN'T LOOK SO GOOD!!!
Person 1: . . . *walks away*

by RazerRD May 11, 2010

Cousin au

A french woman who is bodacious and sometimes a little eager. Can turn into a tiger at any time of day, especially in the bedroom. This goregeous individual can do anything with her tougne. Especially make a jolly rancher into a ball.

"What the hell! Have you seen my wife, she is half elephant and half Cousin au..." says john.

Friend: Oh shes right here! (her humping a wizard)

by ashley_renee April 4, 2011

Ice Cream Cousins

When 2 heterosexual males and one female are involved in a three person sexual encounter and one of the heterosexual man's seman inadvertantly comes in contact with the second heterosexual man person. Often times this occurs when one of the males ejaculates prematurely onto the female.

Justin and I are Ice Cream Cousins. We were in a three way with Courtney and I blew it too soon on her thigh during an aggressive wank and before I could clean her off Justin put his hand in my load. So not cool

by sexual addiction October 17, 2010

Uber Cousin

The relation between two people who share first cousins, but are not related to eachother through blood

Jared and Josh are Uber cousins because they aren't related by blood, but they share first cousins....This makes Jared's mom and sister fair game for Josh.

by jdrxb6 May 17, 2011

Cousin Whitey

Powdered coke, or sometimes crank.

"I'm takin' my Cousin Whitey out to the club with us."

by House of Mayhem September 11, 2005

Cousin

Fake name/description for your significant other in an attempt to cover up your cheating. Very prevalent in states like Florida.

If you ever get caught cheating in a picture just say " nah its all good yo, he/she's my cousin"!

by Notyourcousinmaam March 4, 2014

Arkansas cousin

noun-a cousin you are secretly sleeping with.

1-"You know you my Arkansas cousin" says Tyrone to his female cousin while he tiptoes out the backdoor to avoid being seen.
2-"You my Arkansas cousin, we finna smash anyway".

by redbonegal April 12, 2014