A person (only just) who bears a resmemblance to a pig, who also says stupid things, which embarrass him and those around him. They are also the type of person, who thinks that without his ugliness/spots, all members of the opposite sex would be swarming around them.The term can also be used to describe people who have had a very embarrassing and socially threatening sexual mishap/cock-up
"That indian resturant is pricey...but cheap"
"What do you call people that have no parents"
"The sky looks low tonight"
"I dont know how to tuck in my shirt"
"If i didnt have spots, all the women would want me"
(after missing a blatent scoring oppurtunity)"I forgot to shoot!"
"I tried to screw her, with a flop on"
All these quotes are from the original and only Giles Laurence Cooke. Any quotes like this used in the same sort of context, constitutes the quotee to be a "Giles Cooke"
"What do you call people that have no parents"
"The sky looks low tonight"
"I dont know how to tuck in my shirt"
"If i didnt have spots, all the women would want me"
(after missing a blatent scoring oppurtunity)"I forgot to shoot!"
"I tried to screw her, with a flop on"
All these quotes are from the original and only Giles Laurence Cooke. Any quotes like this used in the same sort of context, constitutes the quotee to be a "Giles Cooke"
by Nic Cooper Inc. October 25, 2008
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Adj. A term used to describe a janky physical human condition with a somewhat light connotation. Solidarity in poor health.
1. My knee is pretty crookedy, I think it might give out on me soon.
2. Look at that sad excuse for a spinal cord. How crookedy!
2. Look at that sad excuse for a spinal cord. How crookedy!
by Feldman, from across the hall March 29, 2009
Get the Crookedy mug.the act of securely fastening a plastic bag over a bitches head and proceeding to pound her until orgasm. Warning: Death is a possible outcome if you hold your nut too long.
by peterson tad October 18, 2008
Get the Pennsylvania pressure cooker mug.(a verb): Usually related to a blow to the head, dome, melon, skull, noodle, bean, brain bucket, cranium, block, conk or munkus.
Other alternatives: conk, conking
Other alternatives: conk, conking
She conked that cheating boyfriend in the munkus really good with that bat!
He fell of his skateboard and conked his head hard on the cement.
His melon doesn't look so good after getting conked by that fella'.
I'm going to conk your noodle if you don't stop it now.
You need a good conking on that big block of yours.
He fell of his skateboard and conked his head hard on the cement.
His melon doesn't look so good after getting conked by that fella'.
I'm going to conk your noodle if you don't stop it now.
You need a good conking on that big block of yours.
by Grumpy Monkey Pants December 13, 2016
Get the Conked mug.When one irritates a bartender, or appears intoxicated, the bartender will make them a mixed drink without any booze (waving the bottle over the glass but not pouring any liquid). And charging them for a mixed drink when only giving them a glass of coke.
by wastedproof October 1, 2007
Get the Coked mug.We lost the game and I'm wicked corked!
by FrenchFry May 22, 2004
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