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comstocking

1) When a politician hides from an important issue by blasting out a smokescreen of photo-ops and tweets about inoffensive issues that everyone agrees on, like kissing babies and supporting the troops.

2) When you are chicken and come out against a bill after it’s pulled and you don't have to vote on it anymore.

3) When a legislator accepts money to lobby for a bill she/he is also sponsoring and voting for. unethical

4) The unethical act of simultaneously legislating and lobbying for the same bill.

5) When a politician avoids talking to constituents unless they have been pre-screened and pre-selected to ensure they won't ask hard questions.

6) When a politician never holds a town hall meeting with constituents.

7) When politician waits until the last moment to vote on a bill in order to vote with the majority.

8) See also: ethically challenged
He is comstocking on that issue until it goes away.

She is tweeting madly about nothing these days - she must be comstocking until after everyone else has voted on the bill, then she will vote with the majority when it is safe.

He was really comstocking that bill before he finally sponsored and voted for it - he took $153,000 from corporate lobbyists!

She is really comstocking her district - she has never held a town hall meeting with the voters.
by Make a Mental Note July 15, 2017
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east coast bro

impersonators of the west coast who are jealous
that east coast bro over there is such a tool
by riffraff1331311 May 8, 2010
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west coast is the best coast

"So how do you like New York so far?"

"West coast is the best coast."
by ¡El Poptart! May 15, 2004
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3rd coast

The states along tha Gulf Of Mexico Texas, Lousiana, Georgia, Missippi, Alabama, ect
I rep tha 3rd coast
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social construct

If she says this constant enough you decided to look it up- She's easy.
Girl: But it reality, there's no such thing as being "easy", that's a social construct.

You: Oh yeah. She'll put out.
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Morning Constitution

During my morning constitution; I got in some light reading.
by jabanks2 October 22, 2008
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coast to coast shit

When you are in a plane, and you stay in the washroom the whole time.
"How was your flight Joe"
"I was good, had a coast to coast shit"
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