conderflong

The flaps of the female genitalia; pussy lips.

Spread my legs! I'm letting my conderflongs BREATHE!

by samuelthefirstofshitlordian July 24, 2016

Candle cock

Any condition that leads to your penis having the sensation of a burning tip.

I should have been more careful on Saturday night. That girl has given me a definite case of candle cock.

by DonAdrianoDeArmando May 25, 2016

Candlewick

Someone who is fake, steals bf/gf, plays with your feelings, a ho, and someone who brags a lot.

Anne: Omg, did you see these cute little shoes I got?
Josey: Omg, I like.
Mr: stfu you two candlewicks!

by A_Drunk_Pillow July 3, 2016

Candle

Cigarette; cigar; any cylindrical object that can be lit and smoked.

My mom came into my room and asked why it smelled like smoke. I told her I was lighting a candle.

by King_of_Mexico August 6, 2016

conclersion

When a remark made by somebody makes the conversation awkward and of a Sexual nature.

Friend 1: "I was showing my Wife a product."
Friend 2: "Was it a Sex Toy?"
Friend 1: "Well you just jumped to a conclersion."

by yougotpunkedboy February 10, 2017

condensed dick

When your dick is not big, but it has hella mass.

-Daaaaaaaaaamn, he got a condensed dick, it made me cum in like 2 minutes.

by blackyniggerface December 5, 2016

Candle

Putting a joint in the middle of the bowl. You smoke down the joint and finish the bowl. High level: there's like intergalactic slo-mo

Joey - You want to smoke a candle?
DeDe - Uh...what?
Joey - Just wait.
*creates candle by making bowl and joint and filling weed around joint in bowl* *light joint*
(Might have to pull a little harder on joint)

by Deedsbee May 29, 2017