The Color Bandits

A brother-sister pair of notorious food critics that are so racist all they use are colors to determine the taste of the food. Sadly enough, I had them for dinner and they judged every thing by its color. Now- everything that's red, is now spicy, therefore, raspberries are spicy. But- they have made things more fair- there are MANY different weird shades of red.. sadly enough, thanks to them.

Red-
-rusty red
-Ohio state red
- shiny red
-blistering red
-God-that-hurts red
-red red
-sunshine-flowery red
- The color Bandits-red

by Precious the Dragon-Slayer June 20, 2010

They Are Colored Tu Maldita Madre

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They Are Colored Tu Maldita Madre

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025

Game boy color

An improvement over the old game boy, it has a color screen and has some very great games.

My favorite Game boy color game is Pokémon Crystal

by Datboi22345 November 25, 2019

John Color

Inventor of color itself by saying “Let there be color” and there was color.

John Color is beloved by all

by BaruugaHimself July 24, 2025

Colored Spook

A Racial slur for African Americans, Similar to the word Nigger

You will always find Colored Spooks in the ghetto.

by Colored Spook April 21, 2023

Colored Spade

Colored spade is a song from the 1968 Broadway play, Hair. The song contains multiple ethnic slurs towards African Americans. (EX: Uncle Tom, pickaninny) Also some creative and funny ones. (EX: Table cleaner at Horn and Hardart, Shoeshine boy) The song is about the things one of the characters in Hair, Hud Johnson, has been called as a black man. Despite the lyrics, Colored Spade is a fire funk song.

I'm a colored spade, a nigra, a black nigger, a jungle bunny, Jigaboo, coon, Pickaninny, mau mau,
Uncle Tom, Aunt Jemima, Little Black Sambo, Cotton pickin', Swamp guinea, Junk man, Shoeshine boy,
Elevator operator, Table cleaner at Horn and Hardart, Slave voodoo, zombie Ubangi lipped,
Flat nose, tap dancin', Resident of Harlem
And president of The United States of Love
President of The United States of Love
shit
You invite this man to dinner
You're gonna have to feed him
Watermelon, hominy grits, An' shortnin' bread
Alligator ribs,

and pig tails,
Some Black Eyed Peas,
Some chitlins,
Some collard greens
And if you don't watch out, The boogie man will get you
Boo!

by D20Dicing May 19, 2023

Students of color

What you get if you take acid at school.

He/she saw blue, purple, orange, pink, and green students of color. Their hair was in indescribable colors.

by Solid Mantis December 4, 2020