cockafriend

it means to rub your cock against a friends face while they are sleeping. "Cock-a-Friend"

gay douchebag- "Do you wanna cockafriend James?"
hetrosexual - "No you sick cunt thats horrible, why am I still friends with you?"

by jewboylol November 12, 2009

Cockamuss Prime

The Original Leader of the Transformers who was incredibly unique as he was the first Robot to transform into a giant penis.

He was banished by the Evil decepticunts, however it is rumored Cristian is the new encarnation of the ancient cockamuss prime, reincarnated to save us all.

Cristian you sure look like the old cockamuss prime(copyright)

by MojoJojo76 January 5, 2010

Cockabitachewsome

meant to describe anything involving a hammer and a french person eating a puppy while Shaving his eyebrow.

Left eyebrow to be exact

I love the use of Cockabitachewsome in this Pie

by chhance bawx May 3, 2010

Cockayas

If someone is a cockayas they ruin jokes.
They may bring down your ideas or flatten partys,
much like a cock in the ass.

Also referred to in Tenacious D's song Inward singing.

Guy 1: So, two nuns are driving down a road late at night when a vampire jumps onto the bonnet.
The nun who is driving says to the other, "Quick! Show him your cross."
So the other nun leans out of the window and shouts..

Guy 2: 'Get off our fucking car', yeah.. fucking hilarious.

Guy 1: Cockayas!

Dude 1: I'm totally dressing as the joker this halloween

Dude 2: Yeah just like everyone did last year

Dude 1: Fine! You try to come up with rad costumes ideas! Cockayas!

Girl 1: So I was at this great party the other night, talking to this cute guy, then Jen gets to the party and totally scares him off..

Girl 2: What a cockayas!

Girl 1: Am sayin'.

Tenacious D's inward singing:

(Jack) *Referring to inward singing* And I can sing like that all fuckin night...

(Kage) Wow... it wasn't really non-stop though. There was a slight...

(Jack)AHH shut up! It is non stop and the other thing is that when I'm fucking singing in it sounds even BETTER than when I'm singing out!
Shut up! Fuck you! You fuckin dick! Always ney saying everything I create! You piece of shit, you create something like inward singing! You fucking shit you fucking sit in your tower...

*Kage Laughing*

(Jack)...and fucking nap... what's funny? You fucking bitch!

*Kage Continues To Laugh*

(Jack)Fuckin, fuck yeah, fuckin... cockayas! (long pause) You're fired from the band.

by Frasemaster 5. January 3, 2011

cock-a-doodle-crap

A phrase used to express exasperation and mild displeasure.

Boss: You're going to have to work half an hour late tonight.

Employee: Cock-a-doodle crap.

by Eric May 2, 2003

cock-a-mammie

used to qualify an attitude or remark as blend of stupid and childish

she gave us a cock-a-mammie story of how she got fired

by Doubya September 29, 2007

Coca-Cola

A soft drink that can cure a bit of aches and pains such as headaches and stomachaches. and is also a popular soft drink!

1)"aww my head is killin me man, pass the coca-cola!*drinks it*"ahhh thats better!"

by Mei Hitachiin March 8, 2010