Clay dick

1. Lame playground insult used to taunt boys named Clayton.

2. A potent potable rumored to have originated at the Hilton Boston-Woburn, consisting of a Plantation Jamaica rum base, Luxardo maraschino liqueur, and several other digestifs. Served up in a daiquiri glass.

3. Literally a dick formed from clay.

Punk-ass kid: Hey Clay dick.
Clayton: Fuck you! You're a dick!

Guy: I'll have a clay dick please.
Bartender: Up or on the rocks?
Guy: Up you imbecile.

The artisan had an unusually large grin as he put the finishing touches on his latest clay dick.

by The_Klay May 8, 2018

Clay-birding

The act of your jerking off into a used garment/property of somebody you want to fuck then. Then Just before you cum, you throw the used grament/property in the air and try to shoot load and hit said target.

Bro! brandon went clay-birding with jessicas' towel in the lounge lastnight. Dude chucked it back in the heat rack after the mad dog.

by Saltyseadog75 August 2, 2018

Clay hortle

Nick name for tortle, loves South African women .

Favourite phrase -unnebrocke

a haiku

A mortal tortle
Clay hortle

you want to courtal?

by Fenny wap October 7, 2018

Clay way

Whoever’s name is Clayton, or simply clay, live by a certain way of life and have their own certain traditions.

The clay way consists of saying things like “woah there” and “yikers”

by ehmeh.nehseh October 11, 2018

claydog

A person that is juicy as fuck will blow a rain then butt fuck your girl as his Assistant answers the phone.

Claydog as alpha as it gets.

by Bossweld October 17, 2018

Claydog

A guy that wears way to tight of clothes. Thinks he is the hottest thing in the club and never gets laid

That guy is a real claydog

by Hhahahahbdkdnshhejx October 18, 2018

Claydon

A fucking amazing person you should never cheat on.

"My husband is a Claydon

by no yse no November 19, 2018