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Cassius Clayed

To deliver a beat down (physically or verbally) to another (sorry) person in a way that makes the defeated party unable to walk with their chin up and chest out. Basically an ownage/pwn

Definition derived from the beat down that Cassius Clay (formerly known as Muhammad Ali) gave the now infamous Sonny Liston.
James: Dude don't make me come over an Cassius Clay you man!

John: Why don't you try it?

<James goes over to John and gives him a whooping>

Sean: John you just got Cassius Clayed fool!!
by Lynxx May 12, 2009
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cassie the cumslut

Cassie the cumslut is a well known cumslut from the town of horsham. Her hobbies include sex and being a total bitch. Unfortunately she has recently been diagnosed with herpes which adds to her list of STD's; chlamydia, genital warts and gonorrhea. To sum up you should probably stay at least 10 feet away from this disease riddled slut.
'Shit' said Sid
'What?' said Sam
'here comes Cassie the cumslut' said Sid
'fuck, lets hide in this bin' said Sam
'fuck that, its grim' said Sid
'it's cleaner than her' said Sam
'true' said Sid
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Cassidy

Started out as a man's name, until bitches stole it.
Cassidy? Yeah, he's my buddy!
by Iforgotmyoldhandle October 24, 2018
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Cassidy

Biggest whore out there but in reality everyone loves her for it her friends are backstabbing but she don’t care she’s got her men but no hoe gonna play with her feelings she will hit you
Cassidy only takes Rich boys aka £30 a handjob £50 bj and for a fuck £100
by Cassxoxo November 6, 2019
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classic

A word used to describe behavior that is characteristic of the person. This can be used to describe your best buddies, or even total strangers.
Guy 1 "You see that guy that just walked in the room and took that laptop?"
Guy 2 "Yea...I think his name was Carl or something"
Guy 1 "Classic Carl"

Guy 1 "Did Aidan poop in the shower again?"
Guy 2 "Yeah its all over the walls"
Guy 1 "Classic Aidan"
by ticklemecollins March 25, 2011
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Classical

The word "classical" as applied to music has two meanings. The narrow meaning is the music that predominated in cultivated circles from about 1759 or so (the year Handel died) through about 1827 (the year Beethoven died). The most prominent classical composers were Haydn, Mozart, and Beethoven, though there were many others as well--among them J.S. Bach's sons, esp. C.P.E. Bach, Johann Nepomuk Hummel, Luigi Boccherini, Karl Ditters von Dittersdorf.and many others. Of course, this time classification is a bit arbitrary; Schubert, who died a scant 20 months after Beethoven, is generally considered a Romantic composer, though many of his longer works from all but the last few years of his life are basically classical in the narrow sense.

In the broader sense, classical music is more difficult to define precisely; you can find exceptions to almost any generalizations you make.

Yes, classical music tends to be in longer forms that popular music, but a great many classical composers have written songs which are no longer that the average pop song. There is even an Australian composer named Myroslav Gutej whose 3 movenment Piano Sonata #7 lasts a total of 24 seconds!

Yes, classical music tends to be "serious" music; in fact, many have adopted the term "serious music" in lieu of classical music, because they think it more accurate. But that does not mean that all non-classical music is not serious, or that no classical music has humor. Many operas have comic plots; probably about half of opera plots involve crossdressing by at least one character. And Brahms Academic Festival Overture, written, as you might expect, to celebrate a particular academic festival, horrified many of the academics and delighted their students because it was based on four popular German student drinking songs. Much of the humor of J.S. Bach is lost to us now, because much of his music, including his sacred cantatas and organ music, incorporated melodies from the popular music of his day; this often shocked many members of the congregation. At the other end, the song "Strange Fruit," popularized by Billie Holiday, certainly qualifies as "serious" music.

And finally, whether a composer is considered classical or popular can be a rather arbirary, individual decision at the margins. I have made the decision, for example, to include all of Duke Ellington, even his longer symphonic compositions, in with my jazz section. OTOH, I categorize both George Gershwin and Scott Joplin (not just his opera Treemonisha) as classical composers.

And while I think rap is an abomination, I must say that many people who began as rap "artists" have turned out to be people of real artistic depth in music and movies. Queen Latifah is one of the few who has branched out into other kinds of music, but others, like Ice T and Will Smith have shown themselves to be fine actors with genuine depth. And, divorced from its often obscene, violent, and mysogynistic content, rap as a form, if not a name, has been around for a long time, going back at least as far as the Gilbert and Sullivan patter songs. And give another listen to Pete Seeger's "Talking Atom" from the late 40's, if you have never heard it.
Favorite essentials to a good classical CD collection:

Bach: Brandenburg Concerti--Marriner, cond.
Handel: Messiah--Charles Mackerras, cond.
Haydn: String Quartets, Op. 76--Tatrai Quartet.
Beethoven: Piano Concerti (5)--Leon Fleisher, piano, George Szell, cond. Cleveland Orchestra.

Brahms: Symphonies--Georg Solti, Chicago Sym.
Mahler: Symphonies--Bernstein, NYPO
Dvorak: Sym 9 "New World"--Zdenek Macal, cond, London Philharmonic Orch.
Stravinsky: The Rite of Spring--Stravinsky, cond.
Joplin: Treemonisha--Gunther Schuller, cond.
Prokofiev: Symphonies 1, 5--James Levine, Chicago Symphony.
Shostakovich: Piano Quintet--St Petersburg String Quartet, hyperion label.

Britten: Young Person's Guide to the Orchestra--Antal Dorati, cond., Sean Connery, narrator.
by Robert Baker aka RebLem May 22, 2006
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cassidy

One of tha illest freestylers today. Got famous off of a battle with Freeway.Went to jail on 3 accounts of manslaughter and attempted murder. He got off and only got eight months. Now he on probation and everyone was expectin an album from him but he crashed and broke like every bone on the left side of his face. When his album drops is probably gonan go double platinum or something cauz he is one of the ilest lyricists out and now that he went to jail and is recoveering safely from a car crash.
Cassidy freestyle entitled Still On My Grind(thsi only soem of it)

Your just mad cauz I aint feelin your shit
Every song that Im on I be killing the shit
Your flow wack, I thow packs dealing them bricks
Im dealin with six fugures niggas still on teh strip
theres no celin when Im wheelin teh whip
Oh yeah you're girls ass was trash but im feeling her lips
The slut probably got my nut still on her lips
So much ice in my watch,im not feeling my wrist
I dont care if you clap or you fillin them clips
I put a slug in yo hat, gat still on my hip
You a thug in your raps why you pussy in real life
A piump on the mic but buy pussy in real life
by Jaye-B October 19, 2006
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