octopus clap

When two women push their vaginas together in such a fast motion that it makes a clapping and sucking noise.
ex: "she just scissored with that chick so hard I could hear an octopus clap
by cheeseytaconight February 24, 2014
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Death Clap

A fart so powerful it hurts. A fart that makes your ass clap.
Jane: “oh man I farted so hard it was like a death clap!”
by Bookie Finger October 12, 2023
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clapped wasteman

(Willyam Speight) To have no reason for living, and thinks they are the best when in reality they are trash
Will is a clapped wasteman
by Mqajere February 26, 2018
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penis clap

When a man violently swings his penis and makes a clapping sound against his thighs.
I heard John can penis clap for a minute straight!
by bobbycat December 06, 2016
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Body Clap

When you're so overweight various body parts applaud you upon running...or even just walking faster than usual.

Most commonly referring to thighs and breasts, but only when breasts clap against your stomach no each other (that's cheating).

Can be prevented by wearing sports bras or support pants, but inevitable when dashing around in pijamas because the food delivery guy has been knocking on the door for three minutes but your keys are nowhere in sight.
My boyfriend heard my body clap for the first time this morning!
by barbiehorror August 06, 2016
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auburn clap

When an Auburn University fan gives a fellow fan a pity fuck.
Male 1: Bro, I've been having a tough time getting laid down here in good ole Alabama.
Male 2: Dude, I can get my friend to give you an Auburn clap. Sounds sweet man bro level rofl out shit!
by alphadawgman117 January 21, 2014
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Fast clap

Quick, rigorous masturbation.
Be right back. I'm gonna go fast clap for a bit.
by BushIsANazi August 20, 2015
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