Zip Chop

When you cut your dick on your zipper. Often comes with dryhumping.

Damn man I was going to town on that girl and got zip chopped

by The Improbable Viking November 21, 2010

Choot

choot is the blessing of God handle with care~

use it when it says~

by Shagufta May 22, 2004

Karate chop

A deadly morning fart in which the anus quickly opens to release gas and then quickly puckers closed with martial arts like speed and strength. The resulting fart sound perfectly resembles the sound a karate masters hand makes whilst chopping an enemy in the throat and/or abdomen.

-- KARATE CHOP! --
Female - "Ouch, something fast and strong just hit me in my neck fat! - did you hit me?"
Male - "Nope... not me..."
-- KARATE CHOP! --
Female - "Ouch, there it was a again!"
Male - "If you value your life you'll make me a sandwich... now."

by Jo_Jo Dancer August 1, 2010

choft

When you have to take a crap and you sit down and poo falls out of your ass you start to urinate on your floating turds, while shit is still falling out of you caca cave.

After taking it up the Gary, Shabombu Rimjob Honeycomb Heaton went into the bathroom and had a delightful choft.

by Pea-Tear Griffin November 10, 2004

chootia

one who acts like pussy...and dumber than a god damn pig.

har koi chootia nahi hota aur vajpayee sab se bara chootia hai.

by pappu samraat November 10, 2003

Choot

Choot is called choot because it leaks. LOVE IS Laving Of Vaginal Orifice by tongue/fingers/penis. Penis is called penis because it penetrates. GIRL (Grip/Insert/Rotate/Lave) is like a Washing Machine (Grip/Insert/Rotate/Lave).

Choot chooti hai isiliye choot kahlati hai. Choot area includes female urethera also which not only leaks out the urine but also the orgasmic waters of female.

by AJAY GUPTA January 10, 2004

chop liver

feeling like shit.

what am i? chop liver?

by mt June 22, 2004