fuck chop

A term used to describe anyone who is annoying.

Get out of my cubicle you fuck chop!

by Robin January 06, 2004

Chop Up

Verb meaning: To have sex.

Bare chopping up is happening 2night boiz.

I'm going to chop up wid dat cantrell yo.

by KLICK-C February 28, 2011

Chop-Flush

The act of squeezing your butthole closed tightly in an attempt to chop your turd in half as it exits your anus. To complete a successfull chop-flush you must flush right after your initial chop so you don't clog the shitter.

Man, the biggest turd came out of my ass the other day while at work. Good thing I did a chop-flush so I didn't clog the shitter!

by westfalia December 04, 2009

Boffle Chops

A girl with large boobs and a small bottom who generally chips about

"Hello there, Boffle Chops... I like your boobs."

by sweet September 08, 2003

Neck Chop

A small, swift chop to the neck delivered with the knife edge of your hand, in a ninja-like fashion. Usually followed by the fast call "neckchop!" *Used best on targets who are sipping a drink, dragging a cigarette, or looking upward*

Girl: "Hey, come on give me a kiss."
*whack*
Girl: "Neckchop!"
Guy: *cough* what the fuck.
Girl: "Hahaha."

by jjasta August 08, 2005

Goiter Chop

When a male is recieving oral satisfaction, immediately after cum is dispursed into female's mouth, a judo chop is applied to front of neck to cause semen to exit the nasal cavity. Often applied while shouting out "Goiter CHOP!" during the process.

skeet skeet "Goiter CHOP!!!"

by Phat Bastard March 12, 2004

latte chop

*a white girl who is intoxicated
*a white girl who hits you while drinking her Starbucks coffee

definition 1:
Sarah: "Hey! Are you staring at that girl's butt?"
Darren: "What? No, of course not! I was just...looking at the street sign"
Sarah: *smacks Darren in the face*
Darren: "You totally just latte chopped me! What IS it with you white girls? So sensitive"

defintion 2:
Tiffany: "have you seen Sarah lately? I can't get a hold of her"
Darren: "She's constantly latte chopped. Don't be surprised if she doesn't return your calls."

by eufreaquiem December 23, 2014