He is a big fat dog that likes a girl, and her name is called Chloe. He got a amazing friend called Edgar that always help him. He is useless when we are talking about soccer because he supports a shit team arsenal. Everyone knows Liverpool is the best and that is a fun fact. His girlfriend is taller than him so if I am him, I will go to die
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When you are having sex with an Asian woman with gargantuan jugs, and smack her sacks with your hands back and forth extremely fast, almost like a ping pong match.
Oh man, you see that asain chick with them huge honkers? Wouldn’t mind giving her a ping pong Ching Chong Tittie Blast.
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they talk weird..
ugly
ghetto D:
wear so much gel on their hair that theyre hair is shiny
super light blue brazilian jeans
show their breasts
have big boobs, if a chonga is 15 years old, she looks like shes 25, because they like to eat alot with gets the hormones from the chickens, cows, and stuff.
most are from puerto rico, cuba, and more latin countries
sleep with their boyfriends alot.
decorate their myspace with glittery words such as : BABY, PRINCESS, CUBANITA, BABE I LOVE YOU, or their "name"
if you want to see a museum of chongas, come to miami (dolphin mall) or at the dollar stores, they think theyre rich but theyre not close to it. shirts only cost like $9 cause of so little fabric it has. >_______________<
the wax most of their eyebrows, or all of it, and sharpies their eyebrown. .... isnt that gross??
also.. they hav the biggest hoop earings with theyre name impinted inside the hoops
they talk weird..
ugly
ghetto D:
wear so much gel on their hair that theyre hair is shiny
super light blue brazilian jeans
show their breasts
have big boobs, if a chonga is 15 years old, she looks like shes 25, because they like to eat alot with gets the hormones from the chickens, cows, and stuff.
most are from puerto rico, cuba, and more latin countries
sleep with their boyfriends alot.
decorate their myspace with glittery words such as : BABY, PRINCESS, CUBANITA, BABE I LOVE YOU, or their "name"
if you want to see a museum of chongas, come to miami (dolphin mall) or at the dollar stores, they think theyre rich but theyre not close to it. shirts only cost like $9 cause of so little fabric it has. >_______________<
the wax most of their eyebrows, or all of it, and sharpies their eyebrown. .... isnt that gross??
also.. they hav the biggest hoop earings with theyre name impinted inside the hoops
-hEiiii $uSie w@ts uPpP ??
-ohHh hei m@mmiie
-i tHink i'm pr3gnAnt ~****
-O: thIs is yo 7th time gIrrll
-heh we're sucH ChonGas
-ohHh hei m@mmiie
-i tHink i'm pr3gnAnt ~****
-O: thIs is yo 7th time gIrrll
-heh we're sucH ChonGas
by alexxxxxxxxxxxxxx November 15, 2007
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"Man, I don't know if I can smoke another bowl right now."
"Come on, your straight up ching chongin' me bruh"
"Come on, your straight up ching chongin' me bruh"
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