chode

A penis really wide and very short

Its like a plate or piece of paper, also an insult "Alistair Paton has a chode!"

by cheesedude May 19, 2003

chode

A dick that is wider then it is Long.

His F A T CHODE was impossible for her to suck on.

by Chodeeeeeeyy July 2, 2003

Chode

a penis that looks like a tree stump not the fuckin area between ur asshole and nuts u fuckin dykes

My ur chode is ugly

by tuna May 16, 2003

chode

a scholong which has measures that, when calculated in terms of height/width, would generate a number below 1. Often found on sukhmeets

Look, mommy, a chode!

by RDF September 3, 2004

Chode

The charactoristics in a penis where the latitude (wideness) is bigger than the longitute (length)

Man 1: Fuck!!
Man 2: What's up?
Man 1: It's my jong bro...
Man 2: O MY GOD!!! what's wrong?!?!?!!
Man 1: I have a chode....I'm sorry don't leave me!!
Man 2: Fuck it I'm gone!!

by Matt Langley January 26, 2007

Chode

a shitty excuze for a cock that i wider than long

tom, you greasy fuck, get that your chode the fuck out of here

by mopshit January 4, 2003

chode

A short Fat penis that all the teenage girls and gay guys want.

Tinisha, Allison & Derek all want Chodes to lick.

by Scott-ay June 23, 2006