chode

a scholong which has measures that, when calculated in terms of height/width, would generate a number below 1. Often found on sukhmeets

Look, mommy, a chode!

by RDF September 03, 2004

Chode

The charactoristics in a penis where the latitude (wideness) is bigger than the longitute (length)

Man 1: Fuck!!
Man 2: What's up?
Man 1: It's my jong bro...
Man 2: O MY GOD!!! what's wrong?!?!?!!
Man 1: I have a chode....I'm sorry don't leave me!!
Man 2: Fuck it I'm gone!!

by Matt Langley January 23, 2007

chode

A short Fat penis that all the teenage girls and gay guys want.

Tinisha, Allison & Derek all want Chodes to lick.

by Scott-ay June 23, 2006

Chode

It's not a fuckin penis thats wider than long you dumb northern fucks! It's the piece of skin between the scrotum and the asshole.

Your mom licked my chode.

by Matt O. July 21, 2003

chode

A dick that is wider then it is Long.

His F A T CHODE was impossible for her to suck on.

by Chodeeeeeeyy July 02, 2003

Chode

a penis that looks like a tree stump not the fuckin area between ur asshole and nuts u fuckin dykes

My ur chode is ugly

by tuna May 16, 2003

Chode

A cock that is wider than it is long.

Chodey K has a large chode, and always flings it about.

by Chody K September 30, 2003