Choadphone

The Most badass phone to have ever been produced, currently owned by Jayme K. It is a wide phone and is under 3 inches of size.

When people seen the Choadphone they were in shock and awe after it's unveil.

by Jeffery93942983 December 9, 2008

choadina

Female version of choad
wide-ass vagina.
fat and floppy
sweaty and sloppy
greasy and hairy.
Overall a very unkept vagina.

A fat chick was hangin' out by the pool when she realized her choadina was hanging out.

by genetalia-sexpert99 July 16, 2009

Choad Choker

Someone who fails at masturbation because their penis is to small and not erect.

i was being a choad choker yesterday i failed horibly.

by Rico Smooth February 5, 2010

choadtoad

a small frog like man who is wider than tall and looks like he has a member to match. similar to japanese blow toe

louis was a a small man but some would go as far as to call him a choadtoad

by blazed ninja April 13, 2010

Choad Muffin

(noun); A muffin that is in resemblance to a choad, a muffin whose width is greater than its height.

Don't be such a choad muffin about it.

I don't want to eat this choad muffin.

by OmegaHOT69 July 13, 2010

choda

the flakey pieces of poo that fall off a large log.

my shit had a ton of choda flakes!

by Rob August 1, 2005

choad

The fine line between right and wrong

Danniel should never have goaded the choad.

by phat dan January 14, 2005