Chingasm

A "Chingasm" is the extremely fast movement of the chin and/or throat area. Although the causes of chingasms are unclear, it is now confirmed that a loose jaw bone could be the source of a chingasm. A chingasm is mildly painful and attained through an outragous amount of laughter. Chingasms have a semi-fatigueing affect on an individual, leaving them breathless and possibly tired after the climax of the chingasm. If an individual attempts to talk during a chingasm, the words will come out separated, and nearly illegible. It has also been proven that during a chingasm, the chin/throat is moving at such a velocity that low resolution videocameras are not able to capture it.

Alex: "Man, Kaitie had such a hardcore chingasm at lunch today."
David: "Yeah, she has those like every day."

by NinjaDoo June 24, 2009

Chingasm

'Verb' To have an orgasm of the chin. After stroking of chin, one becomes so turned on they orgasm.

"Carly and Gracie chin rape people till they chingasm!"

by ChinStrokers October 12, 2011

Chinago

Spanish translation of Douche Bag.

Guy 1:Hey

Guy2:Fuck off Chinago.

by Vic and Miyavi August 1, 2008

China Lake

A sexual act in which one attempts whips excrement onto their partner while defecating, usually from a distance of 5 or more feet.

China Lake

by lv10Metapod January 3, 2011

china vagina

an extremely slutty or loose girl of asain decent

after she got railed up the ass, the girl was pronounced the new china vagina

by iwlaywf December 10, 2004

Map of China

Shit your pants - specially when in sitting position. On removal to clean up, the offending shit stain on underwear (yes ladieez it could be you as well) looks just like a Map of China

1st dude - "man that fart still stinks you dropped earlier"
2nd dude - "sorry man, gotta split it's a Map of China"
1st dude - "fuk me I can see the wall"

by street smeg May 8, 2005

China

The country behind the 2020 Xindemic, a nasty global health crisis

Xi Cuntpig, the dictator from china ate some infected batshit soup & farted out some noxious virus, then exported it globally & later tried to cover it up. Unfortunately nobody really talks about him but everyone likes to grill poor old Dotart Trump for not handling the Xindemic properly.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020