by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 7, 2022
Get the Cheeto mug.When one approaches a scrumptiously gauged ear, and asks the gaugee if they would be willing to participate in the sacred cheeto hooping sacrifice. Once the sacrifice cheeto has been selected from the bottom of the bag, the cheeto will be probed into the gauged lobe. The cheeto recipient must enthusiastically bite at minimum 50% of sacrifice cheeto through the gauge. Bonus points: When a couple whispers sweet nothings into the gaugee’s ear. Small nibble optional.
by chestercheetah69420 November 27, 2022
Get the cheeto hooping mug.Derogatory term for Donald Trump, deriving from his fake tan and ginger toupee, as well as both Trump and Cheetos being “artificial, bad for you, bad for America, and likely to leave you with...a weird aftertaste” (Maura Judkis, Washington Post ‘16)
Also in variants such as President* Cheeto, Grand Cheeto, Cheeto Jesus
Also in variants such as President* Cheeto, Grand Cheeto, Cheeto Jesus
I wish the Joint Chiefs would forcefeed President* Cheeto some Adderall so he could handle being briefed by someone other than Fox News.
by LegalDrugDealeRx January 14, 2018
Get the Cheeto mug.The reaper is in his 70s he is donald trump he is made of the ancient cheeto dust andreaps on the innocent souls and healthcare plans of innocent republicans and democrats
by I_=_reaper March 14, 2017
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Get the Stinky Cheeto mug.by masle1 December 10, 2021
Get the cheeto mug.A right wing person that is typically round, artificial, makes a mess, and crumbles to dust under any sort of pressure.
Man that Cheeto that stormed the capitol had a meltdown when they got added to the no fly list and removed from a plane.
by AJtheox January 11, 2021
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