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chav

annoying idiots who think they're really cool and intimidating, but just look like knobheads. they like to refer to their friends as dickheads. females are typically very orange, after using too much fake tan. the fake tan will also be very splotchy. massive hoops are a major must have. males wear grey trakkies with manky spray that they think smells really good, but it really doesnt. all chavs like to wear socks and sliders. they hang around McDonalds, and are most likely to be shouting and swearing all the time.
chav: oioi dickhead!
person 1: who tf is that
person 2: just the chavs over the road.
person 1: they look like knobheads
person 2: chavs are so annyoing
by imnotatory January 13, 2020
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Chav

Black curly hair, big puffa jacket, and looking forward to moving to a sad-ass school. Good, chavy name: Charlie.
"Ah mate, you're such a chav!" explained the sad boy in his big puffa jacket hanging from a girly, black afro.
by FozzyHolloway January 26, 2018
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chav-not

Chav cut off from the social after conviction for theft or looting; alt: chav who can't afford the cell phone bill, but carries one anyway about pretending to talk to his non-existent crew.
He's only come out of the courthouse with his mum at his side; the lad's a fookin chav-not.
by owngoal October 17, 2011
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Chav

A British (mostly consisting of England, of course) lad who ironically can not pronounce 'Isn't it' without sounding like a southern US citizen. These subspecies of humans can be found prancing around any McDonald's fast food resturaunt, Tesco, Mothers basement in the UK. These subspecies like to wear black track jackets and trousers with white stripes on the front and back, with their trousers tucked in their socks, with white sketchers or some shit on, and typically a buzzcut style haircut. These subspecies act like they're townies from Bully, pretend to be some sort of tall ass thug, but in reality they're laughably lanky and short, so it makes them act like the same way Donald Trump pretends to not be racist.
Chav:
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Need I say more?
by Renderix September 12, 2015
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chav

an annoying rude and obnoxious british person who can’t speak properly
u: you are a chav

chav: NO IM FUCKIN NIT STOP STARIN AT ME THAT WELL ‘NNOYIN BRUV
by mrpeetatohead October 26, 2019
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Chav

A chav is a person mostly in the UK that wear Adidas and sometimes Nike. Usually they think they are hard and they listen to grime all the time. They also can't talk properly and can't spell and they most likely got kicked out of primary school in year 2 for kicking someone and refused to get in to secondary school to his mum and threatened to shank her. Init.
"Yo u wont to go 2 maccy dees and get chips init fam. Man is hungry. And we go to JD Sports to get some shitty Adidas trainers. I'm a chav"
by thereallegend27 February 5, 2017
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chav

a youthful youth, generally found in a council flat..or his ennddzz. you will never find one without his hood..a chav is naked with his hood
duuude did you see that chav back there?
yeahh man he looked like he was raping that child!

oi breh, that nigga back there called us a chav!
eeh lets murk that dick
by wmweol May 19, 2009
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