Chardonday

Wet fart in your pants as a last resort to avoid responsibility.

Cheers to the day you got your way and there's nothing they can say .

Feeling like ferris bueller told the boss i shit myself he went silent and I get Chardonday. It's an H.r. nightmare

I was not ready for the exam Friday so I told my mom the white lie my stomach was really bubbling I couldn't go to class I already chalked up my undies. That's enough for chardonday

by Drew4aces March 6, 2019

Carson Londer

A person who is very ugly, he’s very fat and has no friends. every one hates him.

Carson Londer is a looser

by Jimmy Sutton March 6, 2019

carson

born in a car

mom: hey were you born in a barn you left the door open again

carson: NO i was born in fucking car mom

by bessy1234 March 28, 2019

Carson

Is really Gucci has a huge peen. Is a god at fortnite. A tryhard in gym. And is wet in basketball. And gets all the girls.

Carson's peen is fucking huge dude.

by m,njhgf March 28, 2019

Carson

A girl who loves to dance and twerk. She loves Dubsmash videos with freinds

DAng Carson trow it back

by liljje April 4, 2019

Carson

Person with terrible self hygiene. Roommates constantly get disgusted with the smells and messes in their room, and often attempt to kick them out.

“I once hid their toothpaste for a month without them noticing, what a Carson”

by You keel him April 10, 2019

Carson

Carson is an athletic guy who doesn’t care too much about grades or how people look at him. Carson is a shy guy but once you get to know him, he can be the best of friends. Carson is very good with women but doesn’t see it. Girls fall at his feet but he never pays enough attention to see how much a girl will like him. Carson is a guy who parties hard smokes a bunch of dope and fucks lots of bitches who he doesn’t care about.

Dang.. Carson is such a stud and popular guy. I just want to be like him

by Sexy nigga 69 April 10, 2019