I like eating chairs

Chairs are yummy

I like eating chairs

by mahveenisasimp June 30, 2020

Aaron’s chair

A chair with a dildo on it.

I got Aaron’s chair for my birthday. Pretty excited.

by TextbookSucky August 6, 2021

mobile gaming chair

literally a toilet

John: Hey Adam, what type of gaming chair you got?
Adam: I got a mobile gaming chair. Don't judge me, it's literally just a toilet.
John: Damn, that's a good gaming chair.

by guy on urbandictionary November 8, 2021

Albanian Lawn Chair

The act of throwing a female’s legs over your shoulders, folding her like a lawn chair, so you can suck on her titties while you pound away at her pussy.

“She’s got some big tits.”

“She sure does. I’d love to Albanian Lawn Chair her.”

by ThePervertedSurgeon August 9, 2021

good gaming chair

good gaming chair is meme

he isn't good at the game he just has a really good gaming chair

by blackfuffo June 2, 2022

Lawn chair

When you fall and you fold up over your face.

Rob Dyrdek: Thats what you call the lawn chair when you fold over your facelike that.

Kid falling-

Texas slut: Man, that guy just did a lawn chair!

SoCal skank: That was gnarly!

by socal skank August 22, 2011

Chairman Lmao

Regarded as one of the most important figures in modern world history, Lmao is still a controversial figure today, over thirty years after his death. He is held in high regard in China where he is often portrayed as a great revolutionary and strategist who eventually defeated Chiang Kai-shek in the Chinese Civil War, and transformed the country into a major power through his policies. However, many of Lmao's socio-political programs such as the Great Leap Forward and the Cultural Revolution are blamed by critics from both within and outside China for causing severe damage to the culture, society, economy and foreign relations of China, as well as enormous and unnecessary loss of lives, a peacetime death toll in the tens of millions.

Although still officially venerated in China, his influence has been largely overshadowed by the political and economic reforms of Deng Xiaoping and other leaders since his death. Lmao is also recognized as a poet and calligrapher.

Allen: "Dude, Chairman Lmao was a pretty ballin' chairman."

Andrew: "I'll Lmao YOUR chairman."

Tess: "I'll chairman YOUR Lmao."

goldfingerdgreat: sup
smartassukrigga: chairman lmao just died
goldfingerdgreat: bummer dude
smartassukrigga: lol

by a-chaps January 12, 2008