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st marys catholic school

a school in bishops stortford that is catholic. mr neves is the current head. mr celano was the old head. mr celano is italian ofc. music department is so underfunded i will die. best music teacher is going on maternity leave. we have two flute players and 99% of the school are homophobes. there is a gay teacher there too he is my RE teacher lmao.
i go to st marys catholic school because i am a lesbainnnn~
by gaypanic4lottie October 30, 2022
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Catholic Social Doctrine

"Catholic is as sane as people get" ~ The Guy who had a pretty substantial mental breakdown before his death. Aron Ra one called Catholics "Mary-Worshiping Pagans" and I'd expound on that to say "Mary-Worshiping pagans who have afforded themselves and infinite number of cosmic mulligans yet afford 0 to everyone else."
Hym "So, what you can expect to get from anyone promoted by Jordan Peterson is someone who promotes a Catholic Social Doctrine. Or, for the layman, being ruled by Catholicism... Regardless of whether or not you're a Catholic... And if you don't accept his ethos... Your life CAN'T have any meaning... Because his ethos IS THE THING GIVES LIFE MEANING. You see how you have to assume his ethos ad hoc for his ethos to work? Which is why I told you all a while ago: Never vote for anyone that Jordan Peterson promotes. Or anyone who associates with him. Actively vote against them!"
by Hym Iam August 17, 2023
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Industrial Catholic Bugcore

a niche music style mainly associated with artist "Ghost and Pals". exactly what it says on the tin, (glitchy vocaloid) industrial music with religious themes and arthropod aesthetics. though the bugs are optional.
Wait what the fuck is Industrial Catholic Bugcore???
by NebbyTheProto September 15, 2025
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Holy Name Catholic School

A Catholic elementary school in Toronto situated on the dish with one spoon covenant, It is located on 690 Carlaw.
by pagR May 11, 2024
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Catholic condom

Special typical condoms representing any Catholic person who doesn't want to be in onanist.
Condoms come with a predetermined hole somewhere in their construction. So you know you're using a condom, but, with God's assistance the hole will do its job.
The job of a Catholic condom is to assure the individual will not be seen as an Onanist in the eyes of God.
The Olympic Committee has decided to stop The intimacy ban at the 2024 Olympics by giving out 3 million free Catholic condoms to the Olympians to keep the nearby Pope at peace.
by Purinse March 19, 2024
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Raised Catholic

A way of sugar coating the use of child exploitation to physiologically abuse children to the point of mental illness to force Catholicism onto them against their will usually brainwashing them into thinking they chose the faith which no sane consenting adult ever does requiring all abrahamic religion to survive off child exploitation through Religious indoctrination abuse.
Most people who were raised Catholic don't have the mental capacity to leave the faith without forced deprogramming because they were subjected to so much physiological abuse that continues through adulthood.
by 36368876 July 10, 2023
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catholic grading system

A=Gay for Jesus
B=no longer virgin

C=Cucked by Nuns
D=Dicked by priest

F=Fucked by pope
I have an F in scripture Jonny, I hope I don't get sent to the pope. Man, I love the catholic grading system
by FastBallPaul December 4, 2017
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