carson

stupid,gay,weird and short

carson is stupid,gay,weird and short

by wifenlooof September 15, 2022

Carson Brown

A hot whore with a gigantic horse cock usually around 12 feet long. Doesn’t tend to know what a flag is and has a huge self esteem, thinking he is very strong.

“Why am I so strong?”
Oh, that must be a Carson
carson brown

by Greasylord November 12, 2018

dirty carson

When your boy is girthmaxxing and says something racist

What's up, big chief?

Man, he's being a dirty Carson.

by dagnel June 12, 2024

Carson

A mushroom looking man that brings bad luck
Never date a Carson.

Person 1) who’s that mushroom
Looking man?

Person 2) Oh, that’s Carson.

by Urmom2009 November 7, 2021

carson

a friend who dresses like a manilla envelope, and is such a caretaker friend. He chefs up whenever you’re hungry and always makes sure you’re well fed. He is the spearhead of the sassy man apocalypse, and he rocks a turtleneck like a German milf. You’d be honored to be his friend. He is brutally honest but always acts out of the kindness of his heart. His kryptonite is a good ole glass of wine.

Yo did you see Carson out like a light with his room smelling like my grandma’s house?

Yeah he’s such a good friend!

by Bignoosa September 23, 2023

Carson

A very muscular man with a pectoral gap and has a big ass that he likes to spread aggressively while hitting squats.

Oh look it’s a Carson he likes taking pre up his ass

by Four big guys May 11, 2022

Carson

they are sweet, kind, cute, and funny. If you have a Carson you shouldn't take him for grated. He will kick your ass if you are mean to his friends and especially his girlfriend and don't ever touch his girlfriend or you two will have a problem. Carson takes love seriously you will regret it if you break his heart and Carson picks the right girls to like they are strong, independent, and the best of the best but she is definitely the strongest girl in school!!!

Carson is the best!

by panthom July 5, 2019