Canadian Ramen is a sexual act performed on a women wearing a flannel shirt. In order to correctly carry out the act, stuff as much ramen noodle soup up her vagina as possible(seasoning optional). Once the vagina is properly stuffed, apply a generous amount of warm maple syrup on her vaginal area. Finally slurp each noodle out of the vagina individually. The stimulation of each noodle slithering out and the delicious snack provides a pleasurable experience to both parties.
Dave: "Honey, I'm super horny but I'm also famished!"
Mary: "Let's whip up some of our world famous Canadian Ramen!"
Mary: "Let's whip up some of our world famous Canadian Ramen!"
by chachmonkey November 29, 2015
Get the Canadian Ramenmug. A wild micky, can be found in Canada where sunset is to damn late. Can often be seen eating passta, and will call you a potato hater.
The Canadian honky is out during the day eating potato’s, and passta while washing it down with monster energy drinks.
by Triforce hero 91 June 19, 2022
Get the canadian honkymug. when a person (usually canadian) holds a conversation for an unreasonably long time while you keep trying to leave
person 1: dude what took you so long to get to work?
person 2: my neighbor held me canadian hostage for an hour and a half
person 2: my neighbor held me canadian hostage for an hour and a half
by jankfart December 13, 2014
Get the canadian hostagemug. by GILIGORM May 28, 2018
Get the canadian slurpeemug. When a canadian sticks a kazoo in his ass after eating a bunch of beans and broccoli and farts through it. Usually done after their hockey team wins a game.
by Dirty Chaos August 23, 2018
Get the Canadian trumpetmug. by Ric Spade November 6, 2020
Get the Canadian snowshakemug. i was banging this chick and was about to cum so i pulled out and gave her a Canadian armpit on accident
by ronvanhugendong December 20, 2008
Get the [canadian armpit]mug.