Carpet Bombing

The act of shitting on your partner from their head to their feet.

Adam stood over Eve and began carpet bombing her until she was covered in shit.

by zhorvath16 July 19, 2016

carpet candy

A woman that is found attractive to lesbians (and men).

Damn girl, you some fine carpet candy!!

by smokinsena June 30, 2016

Carpet wizard

The guy who made this definition

You know that guy carpet wizard

by Carpet wizard November 4, 2016

carpet dust

The leftover drugs around your house finely chopped up and put together.

"That carpet dust actually turned out pretty good"

by Marypuss December 7, 2016

carpet yachting

When the dog drags it itchy hoop along the carpet in search of relief.

FFS, your fucking dog is carpet yachting again. You can clear up the brown tram line this time!

by halfmanhalfninja August 3, 2017

Carpet Slider

A Carpet Slider is a small lesbian.

There goes a cute little carpet slider.

by Miles Bighorse October 3, 2017

Carpet smackers

A woman's boobs become carpet smackers when you take her from behind.

My wife's carpet smackers are smacking the carpet every time I thrust my cock into her when giving her what fer in the living room.

by thebumpasspodcast October 6, 2017