calastrophe

A combination of catastrophe and calamity, a true disaster.

I dropped my ice cream cone, what a calastrophe!

by Gab the potato December 5, 2019

caisaun

the best person at everything

im such a caisaun

by poooooooooooooooooooooss September 18, 2020

caistmas

The day of cai, the day were we celebrate the birthing of cai. This celebration happens on the 25th of December and is a mandatory celebration for everyone. I mean I everyone. There are consequences for not celebrating it. Be warned.

WE WISH YOU A MERRY CAISTMAS WE WISH YOUVA MERRY CAISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEARRR!!

by heathus December 11, 2021

frigus calicem

Literally just means cool mug

you: Hey check out this frigus calicem
them: stfu dumbass

by quae latinis (things latin) October 16, 2018

Dirty Cali

Having sex with a girl you already know you're not going to call or answer to; usually with women who are sexy but batshit crazy.

Damn that pussy looks fire bro, why you not answering her call?

Nah man that bitch is crazy so I did a "Dirty Cali" on that bitch...goin back to Cali, I don't think so

common usage in St. Louis, Missouri
named after a legend and all around player that went by "Cali": once lived in California and was last known to live in STL.

by T Wagner March 31, 2020

dirty calista

(sexually) When someone takes their middle finger in your pussy and then licks it only after nutting into your ear. Followed by having shit smeared into every crevasse the male has. Then continue to agresively pound the partner until they can no longer walk

Me and Maranda had a dirty calista for the first time in forever last night and it felt grate

by Life_hurts from time2time April 15, 2020

Calibud

A nickname for a girl named Callie or Calley, who likes to smoke weed.

Calibud and I smoked a fat ass blunt last night.

by CaLiBuDinFLA April 13, 2010