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shit-cakes

When something does not go the way you wanted.
"Sorry man, you didn't get it"
"Ahhhh shit-cakes"
by Pete89 July 25, 2007
mugGet the shit-cakesmug.

diet cake

person with little to no booty

Person 1: do you want some cake?
Person 2: no I'm on a diet

Person 1: you sure?
Person 2: okay just give me a very little piece

Dude 1: ooo look at that cake on her
Dude 2: I don't see nothing man

Dude 1: it's right there
Dude 2: oohh she got that diet cake
Person 1: do you want some cake?
Person 2: no I'm on a diet

Person 1: you sure?
Person 2: okay just give me a very little piece

Dude 1: ooo look at that cake on her
Dude 2: I don't see nothing man

Dude 1: it's right there
Dude 2: oohh she got that diet cake
by Janemba April 26, 2015
mugGet the diet cakemug.

noonie cakes

I love spending time with my noonie cakes.
by Boopie ba da doopie September 10, 2011
mugGet the noonie cakesmug.

cake bread

a term coined by world-renowned rap battler "chuck" on the viral cp (counter productive) feature titled "chuck kills a bottlecap - a cp short"
nobody knows exactly what this means, however it has been known to absolutely obliterate any opposing rapper instantaneously
rapper 1: your mom gay
rapper 2: oh yeah ?? well I cake bread
rapper 1: *explodes*
by kiwikaiju February 1, 2021
mugGet the cake breadmug.

cake bar

A brand of Cannabis vaporizers
Cake bars make my head hurt after hitting them
by DirtyPBastard361 September 19, 2021
mugGet the cake barmug.

cracked cake

a poop so hard that it cracks
yo kyle, i shit out a cracked cake this morning
by dyl_thiccle May 18, 2019
mugGet the cracked cakemug.

Puss cake

Term used by Clint Eastwood in the movie "Gran Torino", meaning a sweet "pussy". In other words, It means that you are a sweet faggot.
Kid: I can't ask her out..I'm too scared
Clint E: Well sit here on your ass then Puss cake.
by NoAssClownEss February 17, 2009
mugGet the Puss cakemug.

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