text cream

The sweetest, juiciest content of a text or group message conversation. Is typically missed by those not paying attention, and envied by those that were excluded from the conversation.

"Was there another text cream I missed out on?"
"Why wasn't I part of the text cream?"

by nicksmish May 27, 2017

cream juice

that shit that sits on top of sour cream before you mix it

Mix that shit! I don’t want any cream juice in MY taco!

by JuiceMasterGangShit January 31, 2019

Honey cream

When you ejaculate on a bee hive

Holy fuck he honey creamed, run before you get stung !!!

by Ligmaballs123456 July 24, 2018

syph cream

an old fashioned cure for syphilis - a mixture of jack daniels and garlic butter

jus' been with old thunderthighs, better go an' slap on some of me syph cream

by theWestHamfan November 3, 2003

Steaming and Creaming

When under the influence of high levels of alcohol and in the process manage to pull a female and engage in sexual intercourse with her, therefore you are steaming and creaming at the same time

Mate I was steaming and creaming last night, shame she was butterz

by COD11111 January 1, 2011

quickies and cream

The term you use to describe the feeling when you want both a tasty dairy desert and a good time but not a long time.

To your tinder date: “hey meet me outside coles for a quickies and cream. The ice cream is on sale”

by Neverbeentoeurope January 15, 2018

Ghetto cream

Theme fat tubs of ice cream

Wow that’s a lot of ice cream
Me no that’s ghetto cream

by Brandon8716 November 3, 2020