Counteraction

The purchasing of plant-like medicine from your local pharmacy with no prescription.

I went a saw "AJ" to make a purchase, and we had a overall clean counteraction.

by Spyda-Man April 21, 2010

counter clockwise Walter nigga sex

الله نيغا الجنس عنزة البنجابية نيغا الجنس والتر يمارس الجنس مع لي

Oh man, I love myself some counter clockwise Walter nigga sex when I'm feeling down.

by kokobiggun December 5, 2019

turd counter

an extemely anal retentive and obssessive compulsive person

John keeps meticulous notes on his bowel movements i.e. size, shape, color, consistency, how they feel when they come out. Nothing escapes John's attention. John...what a turd counter.

by Michael Mcfascist December 9, 2008

Counter jockey

n. a retail store employee, usually a teenager, who works a register.

That emo girl's dressed like a Hot Topic counter jockey.

by wayfarer April 29, 2005

Counterfriends

An alternative and perhaps superior definition is from a business or work setting.

Counterfriends are those coworkers or supervisors you secretly hate but who have no idea how you really feel. Usually a Counterfriend has some obnoxious or dangerous quality, yet for whatever reason, it's not a good strategy to antagonize them.

To avoid serving prison time for murder, I approach all my Counterfriends with misdirection and kindness.

by edx500 October 20, 2011

Gaygar counter

A device for measuring gaydiation; similar to gaydar, but used to measure flamboyant (i.e. dangerous) gayness rather than to subtly distinguish those in the closet from metrosexuals.

Man, my gaygar counter is going crazy. Your gaydiation levels are off the charts.

by qchu February 8, 2009

Over The Counterstrike

A hilarious machinima series based on Counterstrike: Source. Go see it some time.

Over the Counterstrike and Red vs. Blue are hilarious.

Sex me?

by Yo Mom Saddam January 8, 2005