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cookin' tits

When someone is absolutely owning or winning at something, they are said to be "cookin' tits." Usually exclaimed by hipsters pretending to be cool.
Hipster: Dude! I just got 7 different phone numbers from hot asian chicks over there!

Other Hipster: Holy shite! You're cookin' tits.
by Slim Shady Lady May 27, 2011
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Dough Cocking

When a male ejaculates into a pizza or a dougnut.
That Dominos Pizza Delivery Guy was dough cocking in my pizza. I never taseted cum like that.
by joeydougnuts December 31, 2012
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Cold Cocking

1. The act of putting someone's "member in a block of ice and then smashing it," a fighting technique developed by the Eskimo people. -Bill Hader in Documentary Now

2. The act of sucker-punching someone with great force, usually knocking them out.
"The Eskimos are a wily lot. Though they were smaller than him they clobbered him. They ended up shoving snow up his butt and cold cocking him." -Bill Hader in Documentary Now
by J Boulder June 24, 2016
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Triangle choking the chicken

Locking a chicken in the famous brutal MMA hold Triangle choke
Billy's family went to look for him on the farm, and found him in the barn triangle choking the chicken.
by RockinRob61 December 17, 2008
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Coofing

The act of inserting drugs inside your vagina. Commonly occur in the town of Shelton, Washington.
Jaylene was caught coofing at Little Creek in a stolen car.
by Mellman69 December 10, 2017
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choking the carrot

When a male sexually exites himself until he reaches climax.
Yesterday Steven's mom walked in on him while he was choking the carrot.
by tekilashotz6969 May 1, 2006
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global cooling

Recorded temperature decreases in the 1950-70s as a result of man-made aerosol and sulfer emissions after WWII. Slowed due to air pollution laws that limited their emissions in the 80s and 90s, but also because of warming effect of CO2 (emitted at the same time) which takes longer to kick in.
Now that we have reduced SO2 emissions, but a lot more CO2 emissions, the global cooling is over-run by global warming.
by one with a bullet October 31, 2003
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