A highly offensive term aimed at people who have Communist beliefs or is a Communist. The term was first seen written on the back of a math journal.
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Get the Communist Scum mug.An ideology purported by Karl Marx in the 19th century.
Karl Marx's "utopia" is often misunderstood by today's supporters of socialism.
Karl Marx posited that the workers must overthrow their oppressors, but he goes on to argue that those workers would in turn become the oppressors.
In other words, it's an endless cycle of violence, and that notion is called "Marxist History". The idea that all of human history has been a class struggle is held by many Marxist historians, and Marx himself, and just because some dirty workers overthrow a company doesn't mean utopia will magically occur.
Karl Marx's "utopia" is often misunderstood by today's supporters of socialism.
Karl Marx posited that the workers must overthrow their oppressors, but he goes on to argue that those workers would in turn become the oppressors.
In other words, it's an endless cycle of violence, and that notion is called "Marxist History". The idea that all of human history has been a class struggle is held by many Marxist historians, and Marx himself, and just because some dirty workers overthrow a company doesn't mean utopia will magically occur.
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Get the communism mug.The description of any leftist (for the most part) that describes the non-sequitur used by ignorant or otherwise unknowledgeable right-wingers.
The fallacy is that somehow, in the minds of the right-winger (who, for the record, most likely has no actual idea what Socialism is) people who support Socialism/Communism are lazy and weak, but also have the idea that Socialism/Communism is when the people are overworked or are "forced to work for extensive periods of time"
An example of a natural case of Schrödinger's Socialist can be found when somebody says this,
"It's a murderous ideology for lazy bags of shit who play video games all day..." then go on to say, "...yet they somehow think working for inhumane hours and doing hard labor is how we should live."
In summary, a non-sequitur commonly spouted by ignorant conservatives who think the red-scare hasn't ended.
The fallacy is that somehow, in the minds of the right-winger (who, for the record, most likely has no actual idea what Socialism is) people who support Socialism/Communism are lazy and weak, but also have the idea that Socialism/Communism is when the people are overworked or are "forced to work for extensive periods of time"
An example of a natural case of Schrödinger's Socialist can be found when somebody says this,
"It's a murderous ideology for lazy bags of shit who play video games all day..." then go on to say, "...yet they somehow think working for inhumane hours and doing hard labor is how we should live."
In summary, a non-sequitur commonly spouted by ignorant conservatives who think the red-scare hasn't ended.
P1: "Man, make up your mind, are we lazy or wanting to be overworked?"
P2: "Seems like a case of Schrödinger's Communist!"
P2: "Seems like a case of Schrödinger's Communist!"
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Get the Communist-Nazi mug.Said by a pro-communist journalist in the UK called Ash Sarkar in response to Piers Morgan suggesting she was a fan of Obama.
Used later by her and her mindless incel fans, applauding her in unison like mindless sheep and denying Holodomor was a genocide (see the other definition here from "Punch Nazis, Gulag Tories" for proof of that and their mindlessness), to suggest we should all give up our rights and freedoms for the dictatorship that communism would impose.
Used later by her and her mindless incel fans, applauding her in unison like mindless sheep and denying Holodomor was a genocide (see the other definition here from "Punch Nazis, Gulag Tories" for proof of that and their mindlessness), to suggest we should all give up our rights and freedoms for the dictatorship that communism would impose.
Punch Nazis, Gulag Tories: "I'm literally a communist! Just look at my name, I advocate sending people to the Soviet equivalent of concentration camps because I disagree with them!" yelled "Punch Nazis, Gulag Tories" before he was punched out by a sane person.
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Our mighty Republics will ever endure
The great Soviet Union will live through the ages
The dream of a people, their fortress secure.
Chorus
Long live our Soviet Motherland,
Built by the People's mighty hand
Long live our People, united and free
Strong in our friendship, tried by fire.
Long may our Crimson Flag inspire
Shining in glory for all men to see.
Through days dark and stormy where great Lenin led us
Our eyes saw the bright sun of freedom above
And Stalin our leader with faith in the people
Inspired us to build up the land that we love
Long live our Soviet Motherland
Built by the People's mighty hand
Long live our People, united and free
Strong in our friendship, tried by fire
Long may our Crimson Flag inspire
Shining in glory for all men to see
We fought for the future, destroyed the invaders,
And brought to our homeland the laurels of fame.
Our Glory will live in the memory of nations
And all generations will honor her name
Chorus
We fought for the future, destroyed the invaders
And brought to our homeland the laurels of fame
Our Glory will live in the memory of nations
And all generations will honor her name
Our mighty Republics will ever endure
The great Soviet Union will live through the ages
The dream of a people, their fortress secure.
Chorus
Long live our Soviet Motherland,
Built by the People's mighty hand
Long live our People, united and free
Strong in our friendship, tried by fire.
Long may our Crimson Flag inspire
Shining in glory for all men to see.
Through days dark and stormy where great Lenin led us
Our eyes saw the bright sun of freedom above
And Stalin our leader with faith in the people
Inspired us to build up the land that we love
Long live our Soviet Motherland
Built by the People's mighty hand
Long live our People, united and free
Strong in our friendship, tried by fire
Long may our Crimson Flag inspire
Shining in glory for all men to see
We fought for the future, destroyed the invaders,
And brought to our homeland the laurels of fame.
Our Glory will live in the memory of nations
And all generations will honor her name
Chorus
We fought for the future, destroyed the invaders
And brought to our homeland the laurels of fame
Our Glory will live in the memory of nations
And all generations will honor her name
Communism is better than capitalism
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