Close only counts in grenades

A saying that pisses me off. It comes from the fact that you don’t need to directly hit something with a grenade to blow it up. If this saying is true then light blue is a completely different color, not just a shade.

1. I was so close to getting an A!
2. Close only counts in grenades.
1. You are an asshole and probably can’t do any better than me.

by AAAAAAIDONTKNOW February 17, 2022

I Am About To Open The Window And Tell You all To Close The Door

I Am About To Open The Window And Tell You all To Close The Door

I Am About To Open The Window And Tell You all To Close The Door

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

closed handed

1. selfish.
2. ready to fight.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 13, 2003

.f.Llamame Yama Aurora Bayabay...Close Smacks On Through In Anyday Through Her Aura...Not Today...As Such As Anything That Is Closer & Closest To These Dota...Exactly Calmate.f.

.f.Llamame Yama Aurora Bayabay...Close Smacks On Through In Anyday Through Her Aura...Not Today...As Such As Anything That Is Closer & Closest To These Dota...Exactly Calmate.f.

.f.Llamame Yama Aurora Bayabay...Close Smacks On Through In Anyday Through Her Aura...Not Today...As Such As Anything That Is Closer & Closest To These Dota...Exactly Calmate.f.

by Adujasty343 July 13, 2025

soul-close

Be close when referring to souls.

It’s true that he died but we are still soul-close.

by Theeiggster November 8, 2017

Closing remarks

When you don’t know how else to end a conversation.

Distant relative at family reunion: “Hi sweetie! How is school? Do you have a girlfriend? What about a job? Has your music career taken off yet?”
Me: “Closing remarks”
Me: “

by look_up_”big ol doink” October 1, 2019

Wyatt close

Wyatt close is the most sweetest person youll ever meet. He may not be all cool, but he's perfect. And if wyatt close is seeing this. I love you and i hope you know that. You are beautiful, handsome, gorgeous, stunning and my lovely prince

Friend: are you texting Wyatt close?
Me: yes, i am :)

by Insane_in_membrane June 18, 2022