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Chris

Chris is just an ass hole, he doesn’t deserve anyone or anything, so girls I might wanna stay away👍 He fucks people in the toilets and as a great person once said “ he’s a man whore” Chris is very blunt and certainly not sweet. Whatever you do, don’t get attached to Chris, he will let u down no matter how hard he tries
“Wow there’s a guy over there losing his virginity in a toilet, stupid ‘Chris’
by Feck me m8 February 24, 2019
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

A real ass nigga who stays to himself but has dirt on everybody and chooses not to expose people An a class clown and he also has a ugly laugh
Chris is that nigga
by Clmeu February 5, 2018
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Chris

Some cunt who uses an S10+ and molests children
Yo did you see that guy Chris, he touched my son
by Bruce Garcia April 19, 2019
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

A lonely man who never has any friends, usually someone who is an asshole and tries way too hard to get a girlfriend. He usually will act like a badass even though he is a weak man. It is common for people with this name to be in a Choir or in Gym although he doesn't actually try.
by Not-A-Chris March 25, 2018
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

A guy who will smile and make you smile even when your in a bad mood. You can always go and talk to him and he'll listen even when you barely know him. He's funny and will always support you even though he needs support. He has a great personality and he is also handsome.
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

at first comes off as a pretty nice person. but once you get to know him he talks shit about everyone. always ends on bad terms. only has a couple weird friends but acts like he’s the shit. overall one of the most selfish people i’ve ever met and i’ve never been so happy for someone to be cut out of my life completely. :)
Person 1: omg I met the biggest asshole today. He called me fat and told me I was a hoe.
Person 2: oh, it must’ve been chris. Hes an irrelevant piece of shit
by glittergurl1234 June 13, 2018
mugGet the Chrismug.

Chris

Hemsworth? Evans? Pratt? Pine? You may never know what Chris a person is talking about but one thing is for sure he's gonna be pretty fuckin hot
Girl: Man I love Chris
Guy: what Chris?
Girl: Chris. Did I stutter?3
by Wagawagapacman May 29, 2019
mugGet the Chrismug.

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