A meaningless insult that vaguely insinuates that being online is bad.
An easy ad hom to get out of a debate.
An easy ad hom to get out of a debate.
"That is such a chronically online take!"
(I don't need to come up with an argument because I can just say you are chronically online and not elaborate as to why I am right or why you are wrong.)
(I don't need to come up with an argument because I can just say you are chronically online and not elaborate as to why I am right or why you are wrong.)
by Treeclimberfruiteater December 10, 2024
Get the chronically online mug.A modern condition caused by excessive exposure to TikTok, Reels, or short-form content, leading to mental “brainrot”—characterized by a cluttered mind filled with useless trivia, viral sounds, and fleeting dopamine hits. Symptoms include decreased attention span, compulsive scrolling, and quoting random TikTok audios unironically.
I needed to study for the finals tomorrow, but instead, I was scrolling on TikTok and IG Reels for several hours because my Chronic Brainrot Syndrome (CBS) was flaring up. Now I can’t stop humming random TikTok audios while panicking about my notes.
My Chronic Brainrot Syndrome (CBS) kicked in hard last night. I spent four hours watching IG Reels about cats instead of finishing my project.
My Chronic Brainrot Syndrome (CBS) kicked in hard last night. I spent four hours watching IG Reels about cats instead of finishing my project.
by Aflbck December 19, 2024
Get the Chronic Brainrot Syndrome (CBS) mug.by the tree on the side of thecar July 18, 2025
Get the chronic gum chewer mug.When leaving someone you love causes physical reactions like racing heart beat, tingling skin, and even loss of coordination . While being near them makes you feel better and being in their arms makes you feel like you are home and you never want to leave.
"I must have Chronic Love Syndrome. Being with my BF is always feel better and when we hug I never want to let them go. I want it to last forever."
"Whenever my girl leaves my syndrome kicks in"
"I may have Chronic Love syndrome because I want to hold you forever"
"Whenever my girl leaves my syndrome kicks in"
"I may have Chronic Love syndrome because I want to hold you forever"
by MyRealNameisTurdburglar January 22, 2025
Get the Chronic Love Syndrome mug.A Chronic Gooner is someone who is exponentially good at jacking off to professional levels. They will cancel plans just so they can jack off even more
Hey look at alfie on jerkmate over there. I could recognise that vein pattern from anywhere. He such a chronic gooner
by DrDryNips February 2, 2025
Get the Chronic Gooner mug.Me: Hey, I heard of lolis, want some?
David: I’m open to that, oh yeah, that’s hot
Masturbates loud
David: OH THIS IS GOOD I’M ALMOST THERE
Ejaculates
David: I exploded all over the screen
Message
Me: I can’t believe you touched yourself while looking at some lolis
David: I need more
Lolicons: Don’t we all want more lolis and sex
Anyone: We might have some Chronic Lolicon Syndrome
There is a vaccine called Lolifix, it fixes you in 5 seconds
David: I’m open to that, oh yeah, that’s hot
Masturbates loud
David: OH THIS IS GOOD I’M ALMOST THERE
Ejaculates
David: I exploded all over the screen
Message
Me: I can’t believe you touched yourself while looking at some lolis
David: I need more
Lolicons: Don’t we all want more lolis and sex
Anyone: We might have some Chronic Lolicon Syndrome
There is a vaccine called Lolifix, it fixes you in 5 seconds
by Cultistmania June 10, 2023
Get the Chronic Lolicon Syndrome mug.Someone who’s always online. They speak in generic internet comments due to the fact they’re easily influenced by everything, and they have no original thoughts.
Chronically Online NPC: The UK is a third world country.
Human: What makes you say that?
Chronically Online NPC: Who could bring a child into this world?
Human: Why wouldn’t you?
Chronically Online NPC: The UK isn’t the UK anymore.
Human: huh?
Chronically Online NPC: It’s the usual types.
Human: …are you ok? You sound like every internet comment ever.
Chronically Online NPC: I’m on a calorie deficit.
Human: What makes you say that?
Chronically Online NPC: Who could bring a child into this world?
Human: Why wouldn’t you?
Chronically Online NPC: The UK isn’t the UK anymore.
Human: huh?
Chronically Online NPC: It’s the usual types.
Human: …are you ok? You sound like every internet comment ever.
Chronically Online NPC: I’m on a calorie deficit.
by Race relations October 31, 2025
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