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Chip Hustler

You go to a casino with your date only to find the chips u give her are in her back pocket to cash out later while she tell u she lost her money all night . If this pattern continues she’s also a rinser
This scheme is premeditated and there may be other victims . Watch out for chip hustler
by Ditchdabitch June 16, 2019
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texas tater chip

ejaculate on her face and smear it around.after it dries peel it off and feed it to her
after her sweet blowjob results had dried ,i fed her her texas tater chip
by the fighting armadillo January 7, 2010
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chip

1. Chip (Noun)- Of African American decent.
2. Chippy (adj) - of or relating to African American decent.
"Yo B, the Chips are stacking in the club tonight!"
by LarryLX December 28, 2005
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Chip

A newly retired man who is frightened by his own mortality. He overcompensates by acting like a 28 year old. He frequents bars hitting on women who are not old enough to be there, but cute enough that the bartender has no problem serving fruity drinks to. Divorced his wife because she makes him feel old, but doesn't know how to do his own laundry.
Just avoid Chip.
by Cheryl Tunt November 19, 2013
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chocolate chip cookie-mouth

A perverse sexual act beginning with anal intercourse. Eventually, the man ejaculates into his partner's asshole, then proceeds to suck the shitty cum out of that partner's ass. Then, with a mouth full of fecal matter and semen, the man makes out with his partner, sharing and smearing the bodily fluids in an enthusiastic fashion.
After Bobby gave Jim a chocolate chip cookie-mouth, they both had to go brush their teeth. Twice.
by DLW December 20, 2006
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chip clip

A plastic clamp with flat prongs used to hold the folded edge of a bag closed. Originally used on bags of chips to keep them fresh and tasty.
He stuck a chip clip on his ruffles.
by Tailspin October 18, 2003
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chip lick

Indulging oneself in chewing fattening foods until, at last, letting the pulpy mess fall out into the trash instead of swallowing it. A trick often employed in secret by those seeking to spare themselves guilty calories while still enjoying the taste of sparingly nutritious foods. Though far more appetizing and less gruesome than binging and purging, some might characterize this as being symptomatic of an eating disorder; I consider it a clever means of having one's cake but only chewing it.
Mikey: I love it when your diet takes a free day while you strap on your eatin' dress to go to town on a buffet of pizza, doughnuts, and cookies.

Sean: Why's that?

Mikey: Because I can then chip lick my way to heaven but still be able to fit into my pants to fit afterwards.

Sean: Hmm... that's gross.

Mikey: Perhaps. By the way, don't look under the paper towel in the trash can.
by VeggieBoy May 19, 2008
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