Its not literally a child just a very early stage of a person in form of a male person's arousal product.
by Hoxyto April 12, 2021
Get the Shoot a childmug. A person that has lived with strict religious parent's that are completely controlling. That they can't even let them express themselves even if they tell them to just be themselves. Ends up making their kids become more rebellious and making them feel ashamed of there own interest and likes.
by GhostNight August 29, 2018
Get the Sheltered childmug. The way annoying British people say Child Labor, which by the way is super fun and 11/10 would recommend!
by TurtleNugget912 January 25, 2020
Get the Child Labourmug. Someone who is 25 or older and still shows no interest in joining the real world. Often living at home for little or no rent, these people usually avoid any form of responsibility whatsoever. They also get increasingly resentful as life passes them by and wonder why their friends and family never truly treat them with the respect they believe they deserve for the achievements in life that they haven't actually got.
Often showing exceptional interest in computer games, tabletop games, movies and sci-fi shows. These individuals truly do not want to grow up. They don't realise you can enjoy all of these things in a super geeky fashion while also having a job, a car and possibly a girl/boyfriend. They simply focus all their attention into their hobbies and lose sight of the world around them.
Not bad, or malicious people necessarily. Just due to the way they've been raised, or the way they've dealt with the world. These people are probably going to live at home till they're 50. They often don't manage to settle down with members of the opposite sex for several reasons, usually a combination of poor self-esteem, poor self-management and the fact that they blame everyone else for their less than stellar existence. Most women/men find this highly unattractive and hence the adult child generally stays single either forever or until they finally do something about their situation and change their life. Some adult children occasionally meet other adult children and hook up. The majority of the time, both individuals will be massively obese, both suffer from depression and both stay at home all day while on sickness benefits. (because they're too depressed/lazy/fat to work) Likelyhood of their residence smelling of shit and unwashed clothes is high.
For the rest that never change and wish things will change without them putting the effort in. They will remain the same - they are truly lost.
Often showing exceptional interest in computer games, tabletop games, movies and sci-fi shows. These individuals truly do not want to grow up. They don't realise you can enjoy all of these things in a super geeky fashion while also having a job, a car and possibly a girl/boyfriend. They simply focus all their attention into their hobbies and lose sight of the world around them.
Not bad, or malicious people necessarily. Just due to the way they've been raised, or the way they've dealt with the world. These people are probably going to live at home till they're 50. They often don't manage to settle down with members of the opposite sex for several reasons, usually a combination of poor self-esteem, poor self-management and the fact that they blame everyone else for their less than stellar existence. Most women/men find this highly unattractive and hence the adult child generally stays single either forever or until they finally do something about their situation and change their life. Some adult children occasionally meet other adult children and hook up. The majority of the time, both individuals will be massively obese, both suffer from depression and both stay at home all day while on sickness benefits. (because they're too depressed/lazy/fat to work) Likelyhood of their residence smelling of shit and unwashed clothes is high.
For the rest that never change and wish things will change without them putting the effort in. They will remain the same - they are truly lost.
"Wow, I wish Gary would come out but he never has any money because he spends his whole months income on Dungeons and Dragons books and Xbox games." He is an adult child.
"I wish I could learn to drive but I just can't afford lessons or manage the responsibility of driving. Ooo, what's that? Collectors edition of World of Warcraft for £70? I MUST BUY IT!"
"I wish I could learn to drive but I just can't afford lessons or manage the responsibility of driving. Ooo, what's that? Collectors edition of World of Warcraft for £70? I MUST BUY IT!"
by TheManWhoKnows February 27, 2009
Get the Adult Childmug. by (unknown) February 20, 2004
Get the black childmug. A shelter child is a person that becomes violently offended when they hear of other people taking their kids to midnight movie premiers on school nights even though they themselves don't have children.
A shelter child thinks premarital sex is evil. And even though it's natural, it's not okay (even safely)
A shelter child lets their parents control their lives until they're 25.
A shelter child can be strongly opinionated and want everyone to agree with them even though they won't listen to another person's differing views.
A shelter child won't realize a person hit by a car and an animal hit by a car don't look that different on the side of the road.
A shelter child doesn't think IT will ever happen to them.
All in all, these are the people that are in for the shock of their lives when they realize how this world really works and that it's not all fun and games.
The world isn't a bad place, but many people have misconceptions about what happens in it on a day to day basis. Your beliefs are as good as mine, but it's important to keep an open mind and realize the world isn't always nice.
A shelter child thinks premarital sex is evil. And even though it's natural, it's not okay (even safely)
A shelter child lets their parents control their lives until they're 25.
A shelter child can be strongly opinionated and want everyone to agree with them even though they won't listen to another person's differing views.
A shelter child won't realize a person hit by a car and an animal hit by a car don't look that different on the side of the road.
A shelter child doesn't think IT will ever happen to them.
All in all, these are the people that are in for the shock of their lives when they realize how this world really works and that it's not all fun and games.
The world isn't a bad place, but many people have misconceptions about what happens in it on a day to day basis. Your beliefs are as good as mine, but it's important to keep an open mind and realize the world isn't always nice.
by Ladder16 November 27, 2011
Get the Shelter Childmug. gutter child (noun): a gutter child is a member of the broader breed of individuals who fall on the bottom of the social pecking order. as opposed to people with useful and redeemable qualities, gutter children exhibit mannerisms making them fundamentally incompatible with the broader population.
for example, gutter children typically enjoy a distressing fascination with japanese anime. the wear of naruto branded gear to include the trademarked abstinence headbands can be considered a common identifier of gutter children, along with animal clothing.
the gutter child also demonstrates excessive sexual deviance. they will typically select the fat or hideous for their mates, in order to soothe their innate sense of inferiority to their natural betters. furthermore, gutter children exhibit exceedingly limited control of their emotions, often breaking down into an emasculated tantrum with alarming frequency. the gutter child thus may be considered a non-pubescent individual.
sharp objects may in fact force the gutter children to darwinize themselves, eliminating their cursed genes from the pool. unfortunately, these attempts may fall into a greater romantic scheme often influenced by their favorite music. this solution is inadvisable, given the resulting cleanup complications: the pen ink used to give themselves bitch tattoos coagulates with the blood, leading to a thick sticky substance insoluble to water and most cleaning solutions.
for example, gutter children typically enjoy a distressing fascination with japanese anime. the wear of naruto branded gear to include the trademarked abstinence headbands can be considered a common identifier of gutter children, along with animal clothing.
the gutter child also demonstrates excessive sexual deviance. they will typically select the fat or hideous for their mates, in order to soothe their innate sense of inferiority to their natural betters. furthermore, gutter children exhibit exceedingly limited control of their emotions, often breaking down into an emasculated tantrum with alarming frequency. the gutter child thus may be considered a non-pubescent individual.
sharp objects may in fact force the gutter children to darwinize themselves, eliminating their cursed genes from the pool. unfortunately, these attempts may fall into a greater romantic scheme often influenced by their favorite music. this solution is inadvisable, given the resulting cleanup complications: the pen ink used to give themselves bitch tattoos coagulates with the blood, leading to a thick sticky substance insoluble to water and most cleaning solutions.
I walked in on a brood of horrid smelling individuals diddling some 32 sided dice. I must have found the gutter children.
by high speed and hooah June 14, 2011
Get the gutter childmug.