Perimeter Check

An exploratory wipe applied to the b-hole adjacent zones to discover any fecal splash-back caused by diarrhea or violent poops.

Diarrhea oftentimes calls for a perimeter check.

by cmgc July 15, 2020

Clam-check

A nut-check but for a female.

Jose deserves a clam-check

by Anne.me January 17, 2008

Checking on the flop

The ultimate showing of weakness.

PR: Chris is checking on the flop.
Big Boy: How weak of him.

by PepFarm January 26, 2010

Pussy check

The act of throwing a punch to the balls of someone to check if he has a pussy, usually done when somebody acts like a women (or a pussy).

Moin backed off from tonight's plan, I think he needs a pussy check

by JJXT7 October 24, 2017

Flaccid Check

When you have to check a homie to see if he’s hard after a sus situation

I had to flaccid check Aidan over there after the cuddle sesh got outta hand, to make sure he wasn’t hard

by Badussy bandits November 28, 2021

retina check

When someone points out a wrong color, your are granted the power to check their retina. By doing this, you pull out their eyes, and check their retina. If you pass, the eyes are put back in. If you fail, your eyes get mauled by a baseball bat.

John : Nice purple sweatpants.
Jack : Their blue, dumbass. RETINA CHECK
John's eye is pulled out.
Jack : YOU FAIL
John's eyes are beaten with a bat.

by mrretina February 1, 2020

jude check

when some ignorant jewish kid tries to bully a german kid. instead of the german kid vibe checking the kid, he instead says "JUDE CHECK!" and then shoots him with a luger pistol.

some jewish kid, "haha german kid you have nazi ancestors!"
german kid, "JUDE CHECK!"
some jewish kid, "ohh noo!"
then the german shoots jew

by a grammar nazi (Valkcrier) November 25, 2019