A way of sugar coating the use of child exploitation to physiologically abuse children to the point of mental illness to force Catholicism onto them against their will usually brainwashing them into thinking they chose the faith which no sane consenting adult ever does requiring all abrahamic religion to survive off child exploitation through Religious indoctrination abuse.
Most people who were raised Catholic don't have the mental capacity to leave the faith without forced deprogramming because they were subjected to so much physiological abuse that continues through adulthood.
by 36368876 July 10, 2023
Get the Raised Catholicmug. I have an F in scripture Jonny, I hope I don't get sent to the pope. Man, I love the catholic grading system
by FastBallPaul December 4, 2017
Get the catholic grading systemmug. The furious amalgamation of a quantity of at least 72 pigeons with the head and feathers removed, merged by any means necessary into a spherical shape and doused in holy water. When creating a Catholic pigeon orb, it is customary to offer the heads of all pigeons used in the creation of the orb to His Holiness the Pope. Under no circumstances can the orb be consumed by a human being.
I made a Catholic pigeon orb the other day. You should have seen the look on The Pope's face. He was delighted!
by uviferous May 10, 2025
Get the Catholic pigeon orbmug. Oakland catholic is a school of stuck up bitches who all have horrible spray tans and post thirst traps on TikTok just to get the must central sluts to like their slut asses back. DO NOT under any circumstances send your daughter here. The light you one saw in her sweet, innocent eyes will be slowly but surely dragged out. The immense amount of cart oil she will inhale her freshmen year might just kill her then. If you walk through the halls and even make eye contact with some of these girls, a rumor will be spread about you in the next 24 hours. Everyone here has a bible quote in their bio but seriously has like 30 plus bodies. ALSO, every girl here has fucked their friends man, friend groups pass around dick like it's a fucking basketball it should be labeled incest. Stay far away from these she-devils, all they want is some central dick and to become a mission trip leader (so that they can post themselves holding a Jamaican child on instagram).
oh she goes to Oakland catholic she must have 500 bodies
Did you see her instagram bio, ya she goes to Oakland catholic
Did you see her instagram bio, ya she goes to Oakland catholic
by jumpingleapfrog77 August 20, 2025
Get the oakland catholicmug. What a school. Vice principals act like wardens of a prison, and casually lurk the halls at any given time. Once you hear the heels and the jingly keys I’d suggest you run.
People also piss in the juulroom which is odd, even stranger is that some call it the “bAtHrOoM”.
God forbid you are out of uniform tho....
People also piss in the juulroom which is odd, even stranger is that some call it the “bAtHrOoM”.
God forbid you are out of uniform tho....
“Yo fham tryna lap quick at st stephens catholic secondary school”
“I jus got a detention for bein outta uniform, yk how the VP’s r mans can’t leave again, they got me sittin in the corner of the hallway yo”
“They really treatin you like a mut”
“I jus got a detention for bein outta uniform, yk how the VP’s r mans can’t leave again, they got me sittin in the corner of the hallway yo”
“They really treatin you like a mut”
by Lord Hamlet February 17, 2021
Get the St stephens Catholic Secondary Schoolmug. Special typical condoms representing any Catholic person who doesn't want to be in onanist.
Condoms come with a predetermined hole somewhere in their construction. So you know you're using a condom, but, with God's assistance the hole will do its job.
The job of a Catholic condom is to assure the individual will not be seen as an Onanist in the eyes of God.
Condoms come with a predetermined hole somewhere in their construction. So you know you're using a condom, but, with God's assistance the hole will do its job.
The job of a Catholic condom is to assure the individual will not be seen as an Onanist in the eyes of God.
The Olympic Committee has decided to stop The intimacy ban at the 2024 Olympics by giving out 3 million free Catholic condoms to the Olympians to keep the nearby Pope at peace.
by Purinse March 19, 2024
Get the Catholic condommug. The 3-6 month period before a couple, one of whom is religious, has sexual intercourse for the first time.
I would go out to the bars with you guys tonight, but I'm hanging out with Stacy. I think the Catholic Crawl is finally ending tonight!
by Undeadlyish November 2, 2021
Get the Catholic Crawlmug.