Buy a merkin

Another word play this time on the slogan ". Buy . American". In this case it means buy a pussy wig.

Alicia: Jake why did I have my curly ques lasered off when the natural look is coming back in down there? What do I do now? Jake: I dunno! Buy a merkin

by 4realazitgits April 20, 2021

buying cookies

Buying cookies means you are simp and that you might post pone hanging with the boys to go buy cookies

Jesus is buying cookies and Sam is struggling to be his friend after he did that cause they were suppose to play rocket league

by Sgfreed July 28, 2023

buying in

The act of using your finances or monetary assets to persuade an individual or entity to permit/allow something that typically isn't permitted, or to leverage their power in your favour.

The billionaire contemplated buying in the state.

by THEREALHYPEBOSS August 5, 2021

buying lines

The act of buying Powerball lines in excess with no real hope of of winning big.

Paul wasted all his paycheck buying lines for the Powerball jackpot.

by Goosebuster April 25, 2016

power buy

When you buy something very expensive, that you can’t really afford, in an attempt to show off.

I can believe Justin bought a 98in tv, it was such a power buy.

by Cyber_Musashi April 30, 2021

buy a stick of butter

When you buy someone a 'stick of butter' you go to the store buy the stick of butter and then stick it up the ass/vagina

Hey, let me buy a stick of butter.

by hakym201 November 6, 2017

If you're homeless, just buy a house

Something to say back to people when they give completely useless advice.

Jim: "Man I'm having so much trouble figuring out the proper technique to install my dishwasher."
Colin: "Just install it, easy as that."
Jim: "Oh cool, so if you're homeless, just buy a house. Easy, problem solved. Duh."

by suburban__dictionary January 2, 2023