burnt trumpet

A derivative of a rusty trombone without the pesky slide.

1. A musical instrument found in the ashes of a fire;

2. What happens after the glory hole factory's annual 50 hole dash where some folks weren't following the rules.

Examples:
1. Hey, look, I found this burnt trumpet near the chimney;
2. Naw dude I'm not going to work, again today. Monday was rough, still trying to get all the shit off my burnt trumpet.

by FMBC25 December 22, 2024

Skee-Burnt

The word for the sound of flagalents.

Tim thought Alisha was beautiful, but Patrick thought she was skee-burnt.

by Diddle13 September 26, 2007

Burnt Niece 007

A joe mama or a idiotic headless asylum.

WHY ARE YOU BEING SO Burnt Niece 007 OMG (Means the word is being burnt)

by DJ Joshua_ June 1, 2022

burnt thong

An insult to someone who has a ugly/burnt head, typically used in Australia to also describe aboriginals

"Ya got a head like a Burnt Thong"

"Have you seen steve"?
"Yeah mate, his one ugly cunt, got a head like a burnt thong"

by Op4 November 30, 2016

burnt canoli

a burnt canoli is when you sunburn your dick, cover it in chocolate, and put it in a canoli shell. mama Mia!

ouch, I've sure got a burnt canoli. mama Mia!!

by burntcanoli69 February 6, 2015

Burnt Celery

The ability to be lifeless like burnt celery

You're a fucking piece of burnt celery.

by Not burnt celery August 24, 2016

burnt but turnt

you're sunburned but you're still getting turnt

hey, how's your summer going izzy?
great! I'm burnt but turnt dude!

by Brooke Scallon June 29, 2015