petting bulldogs

Flirting with lesbians.

Ryan had no idea he spent the last hour petting bulldogs.

by ticklepanties May 27, 2015

Columbian Bulldozer

In sex, ramming someone so hard that their tailbone breaks

John: Yo I fucked Lucy so hard. I gave her a Columbian Bulldozer
Andrew: Damn, is she in the hospital?

by Captain Fluffy December 15, 2016

Mexican Bulldozer Milkshake Supreme

A sex move in which a male, presumably naked, starts 30 feet away, behind a woman, also presumably naked. He then runs directly at the woman brandishing his genitalia and plows into the woman, signifying a bulldozer crashing into something.

Alternatively, a person performing this could have a friend hold the woman up and as you plow her, have him/her spin the woman around in circles, symbolizing a milkshake maker.

This is considered inhumane in almost every country and is a felony is both America and England, so you may only perform this move in Mexico, legally at least.

Jill: Hey Samantha, wanna come hang out later?
Samantha: No sorry, Brad just performed the Mexican Bulldozer Milkshake Supreme on me and I'm sore.
Jill: You do know that's illegal here right?

by DJsaladman June 22, 2018

who built the moon

Noel Gallagher’s 2017 album, a cosmic pop album. Worst Album of 2017, for it’s utter shittyness!

Who Built The Moon got a 1-star review by the Irish newspaper The Irish Times.

by rightoverlord July 18, 2018

Heavenly Bulldog

Stretching your foreskin into your moth and chewing it until it resembles a bulldog.

Bro my dick still hurts from that Heavenly bulldog last night!

by Shartfucker December 18, 2019

Stick built home

Stick built: A reference to a home that is so unimpressive that the owner has to tell people it is infact a home built on a slab instead of being a trailer/modular home.

Stick built home: Dakota that’s a nice double wide you got there. How much was it?

Dakota: this isn’t a double wide, it’s stick built. At this moment Dakota is swinging his 3” penis in a helicopter motion.

by Big ole tiggies July 3, 2021

lmao i built that onion farm

i built that onion farm and nobody will credit me

lmao i built that onion farm for the guy who gave the other guy who gave some chicks son an onion so if you need an onion farm built hmu

by who gave my son an onion November 2, 2019