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Brandon

Brandon is a sweet and loving guy. He will always make you feel special, and will always make you feel loved. He is always there for you. Whenever you’re scared he’s got your back. Brandon is an amazing athlete, and he’s really good at video games. He’s so nice unlike other guys who are absolute dicks. He will always be your friend and love you as long as you do the same. Brandon is a great friend or boyfriendto have! Get yourself a handsome loving Brandon like mine!!
Brandon is so sweet! I love him!
by Cbeeler7 March 5, 2018
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Brandon

A total asshole who thinks he knows everything a compete know it all and is also total pansey
Brandon a total prick you don’t wont your daughter around.
by xxmichealblack10xx May 24, 2018
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Brandon

Absolute Fuck Up. Most likely has acne. Also he is trash at sports game ex: NBA 2k FIFA
Brandon is a fuck up
by Taiden’s Uncle October 18, 2019
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Brandon

Brandon is one of the most amazing turd burglarizers in the world. He is the biggest dumbass ever known to mankind.
by Yodaddy6602 December 7, 2019
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Brandon

Blond haired prickled dick lover. Brandons usually have blue eyes. Their eyes are usually bluer than the skies that the nazis dead jews smoke would hole up in. Usually Brandons are pricks if you can't tell by the name :)
Brandon: NO balls if you don't tell that jew over there that thats not a shower

Person: OH MY GOD
by Xxx7878Xxx June 5, 2018
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Brandon

He has a large ego, small dick, many pubes, and a dad body with double D tits. A complete thundercunt that dates an alien, and is fake as fuck.
Rebecca: Wow I have some competition
Jamie: Of what
Rebecca: Brandon's tits are almost as big as mine
by BrandonsFuckingTits November 10, 2018
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Brandon

Someone who always fucks something up.
Person 1: Hey did you hear about that guy who fucked something up?
Person 2: Yeah, his name's probably Brandon.
by bmjmb June 7, 2017
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