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Wok-Blasted

Daryl: "Man, i'm getting wok-blasted tonight!"
by txbe October 7, 2025
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Cooler Blasted

When you fart in a gas station cooler and the person who opens the door gets your fart shoved down their throat
Dude, I totally cooler blasted someone in the gas station yesterday.
by LowRado07 December 30, 2025
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Busted and Blazed

Phrase used to describe a person, situation or general feeling.
Man..... You should of seen Daveo last night, he ate like 17 sausages at Franga's bbq, then passed out from to much meat, he's so Busted and Blazed.
by Swanny86 September 20, 2009
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The Mandalin Beat Blamed Scenes Called Inciting Incidents For Thieves, I Will Refer It To Scorpions, THe Zodiac Sign WHo Believe In Integrity exclusively, please Calle Them "'Scorpios'"
The Mandalin Beat Blamed Scenes Called Inciting Incidents For Thieves, I Will Refer It To Scorpions, THe Zodiac Sign WHo Believe In Integrity exclusively, please Calle Them "'Scorpios'"
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The fattest, most bloated piece of shit anyone has ever seen

That is why you're doing it.
Hym "Seriously. The fattest, most bloated piece of shit anyone has ever seen. It isn't even the fat, though, is the crazy part. It's the bloatedness. You look inflatable. If you asked any women... Who she would rather be locked in a room with for 7 days... Showed her a picture of both of us... You could tell her WHO I AM... Full context... And she would STILL choose me over you. You look like you can feel your skeleton floating around in your... I mean- You can't even call it a body. It just IS fat. I could work out. I could get in shape. But no matter what I did, I could never get that distribution of fat on my body. That's it. That's the reason."
by Hym Iam January 16, 2024
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