Bible

10 sheets of acid.

10 tabs is a strip 10 strips is a sheet.

— Why is Jake in the psychiatric ward?

— He ate a whole Bible

by Aarrowassassin April 20, 2022

Put the Bible in the drawer

A reference to the act of sexual intercourse.

Tom and Jenny are going in there to put the Bible in the drawer.

by Conner Grant February 7, 2018

Bible Trumpin

A podcast or any audible news sorce that spreads rumors and uses religion to win a political following although there athieus. / A fake display of faith to gain votes ; gospel in the hands of those without emathy. When someone quotes the bible with the intent of control. Fake news ment to disrupt the trust in society so they can impose there new world order
Trust = HAPPINESS and prosperity

Censor fake news

He was bible trumpin at the end of his POD cast. He went a litte overboard but there gullible. ha ha ha

by BARRY MAKOCKINER August 4, 2020

Super-Omega Bible (Supreme)

This. You're reading it now. The ULTIMATE anti-theist book and the only book you'll ever need. Literally the highest rated in terms of de-conversion from religion. Featured in shows and movies such as (and "potentially" because they won't give me an accurate count): Goblin Slayer, The Joker, Redo of Healer, Jujutsu Kaisen, Solar Opposites, Uncle from Another World, Black Mirror, Undead/Unluck, Zom100, Record of Ragnarok, Vinland Saga, Baldur's Gate 3, The Boys, Lucifer, Kengan Ashura, Inside Job, Beef, Alice in Borderland, Seven Deadly Sins, Russian Doll, Invincible, I mean holy shit guys I probably haven't even seen them all because I don't know exactly how many there are and there are so many now it's absurd. It's the ultimate thing! The ultimate bible! 7 to 10 times better than all the other bibles! 3 and a half times better than all of the other books. I also my have been plagiarismed by PhDs which makes me a PhD by proxy! Written by the greatest mind who has ever lived!

Hym "Super-Omega Bible (Supreme)! In stores now! $39.18+Tax+shipping and handling! Buy it now! Or steal it from the from the guy that's stealing it from me! At... Wherever you're seeing this now! Super-Omega Bible (Supreme)! Watch the derivatives and then hit the like and subscribe button and use the Promo code: 'Greatest mind who has ever lived' to get 34.43% off if you buy 2 copies! Super-Omega Bible (Supreme)! The hard copy is shaped like a paddle so you can spank your lover! OR... Use it to bludgeon a child! And if you're a whore that fucked a retard with a fat-cock instead of me, you don't get one! No Super-Omega Bible Supreme for you! Get out of here you! Not for you! And fat-cocks have to take me out for dinner and then date me for a couple of weeks and THEN... MAYBE... MAYBE you'll get one! If I feel like it! And baby-dick incels get it for free! No questions asked! I will seek you out to get that book... In your hand. And if you already have one? Just take another! Here! Take all of them! As many copies as you can physically carry are yours! Super-Omega Bible (Supreme)! On sale now! Get it now before my A.I. takes over your government and I murder you all!"

by Hym Iam February 20, 2024

The troll bible

A Bible of compiled trolls (satirical reaction methods)written by the ghetto Jesus Savatar.

Savatar wrote the troll bible.

by Sav the nomad August 5, 2024

Bible

Originally popularized by the Kardashians, used at the end of a sentence to reassure that something (usually extraordinary) is true.

"I used to eat McDonalds 4 times a week, Bible"

by Allen Tratt April 10, 2021

Bible

A book that explains how to sexually abuse a child and get away with it.

Can you pass me the Bible. I’m gonna need it this Sunday.

by JesusChrist/God January 17, 2023